Reviews by ImValentineGuy
I couldn't stop smiling while playing this game!ImValentineGuy | March 4, 2013 | Review of Ninja Blade - PC
Do you like bad movies, games, and music ironically? If so you'll love this game! This is some funky stuff! The game is ridicules, the story makes no sense the gameplay is sloppy but the graphics are.. actually pretty good! Its the equivalent of a pretty looking crappy horror art film. There's not much to it but it makes me laugh and most likely will make you laugh too. If you love anime or Japanese culture in general you enjoy your time.
Totally Worth it!ImValentineGuy | March 4, 2013 | Review of Zombies - PC
Simple old school fun. That is what this game delivers. Mindless action, some goofy story and low budget acting! Its a recipe for success, especially with this low a price! I love this game and not just because of its flair. The game's controls are precise and easy to pick up. It gets old, but for the money you have spent its worth it! I'd also like to point out that if you have enjoyed games like #sworcery on IOS and Fez on XBLA you'll most likely enjoy the art style of this game as well. Its a solid 60!!
Its beautiful but most certainly not polished!ImValentineGuy | March 3, 2013 | Review of Crysis 3 NA - PC
Crysis 3 was my most anticipated game of this year, and after Crysis 2 I was expecting perfection. What I got was an amazingly beautiful game but completely not optimized. The first level is undoubtedly got the worst of it, I have dual Nvidia GTX 670 FTW in SLI and the game would play in 50-70 fps, but when I would enter certain areas it would drop suddenly to 17-18 fps!! it has nothing to do with FX but just completely random!! No Matter what the settings are! I had fun in this game, The story is interesting and the gameplay is top notch, but there's nothing that disappoints me more than a not optimized game that just wouldn't run smooth.