Reviews by LocoMrPollock


Return of the duke or we have a turd in the punchbowl...

LocoMrPollock | June 18, 2011 | Review of Duke Nukem Forever - PC

I was very disappointed with the return of The Duke. The game is buggy, ugly, runs like crap and has atrocious load times. If you can somehow get past all that, what you're left with is a sub-par cookie cutter fps with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, aside from the occasional one liner that gets a chuckle despite it being a pop-culture reference that is 10 years old. The second half of the game is obviously unfinished and you'll find yourself all alone in a polygonal wasteland with the barest of textures and scenery. These parts at least look like Duke 3D, which is far superior to this turd of a game. I don't know what else to say, avoid this game until it's $10 or less and then treat it as an archeological project and you might get some fun out of it. -Pollock