Reviews by SexyJesus



SexyJesus | June 1, 2014 | Review of LA Noire Steam - PC

This game has the most realistic faces I've ever seen. It's not very heavy on the action (You can actually skip the firefights if you can't get past them), but the suspense is killer! If you've ever wanted to solve a murder, or feel like Sherlock Holmes, get this game!


Amazing deal!

SexyJesus | June 1, 2014 | Review of Complete GTA Bundle - PC

This is such a fantastic deal, you get at least 100 hours of gameplay, even if you do nothing but rush through the story! I remember playing Vice City and San Andreas on my PS2. It was a unique experience you can't really get anywhere else! HIGHLY recommended!


A great Hitman.

SexyJesus | June 1, 2014 | Review of Hitman Absolution NA - PC

A wonderful addition to the Hitman series. Every mission has so many ways of completing it, from tanking up and just shooting your target in the face and then shooting down every baddie on your way out, or sneaking up on him, taking him down with no one noticing, and getting out before anyone realizes. Great replay value because of this. I found no game-breaking bugs, and no bugs that really bothered me. I very much enjoyed this game, and would recommend it!