Reviews by TheCorvette


The Best Car Game You Never Asked For But Got Anyway

TheCorvette | Sept. 20, 2015 | Review of Rocket League - PC

I'm no sports fan but if this could actually happen in the world that has nothing to do with your T.V I would see EVERY. SINGLE. MATCH. First of the fact that there's hundreds of ways to customize your car, to make yourself stand out when you go for that amazing shot is terrific. I mean I've seen no one else that wears a top hat as fabulously as I do (If you do, I'm sorry. Maybe we can, like, make a top hat clan or something.) Secondly, all the games doo hickies and dill dads are spot on. Graphics are good. Gameplay is good. Controls are good. It's all good! Every single aspect of it. Lastly, it's just plain fun. It doesn't matter if your with your friends or just online. You'll still have a blast flyin' around, ridin' on walls, and making goals.


The most actioniest game with a grappling hook

TheCorvette | Feb. 3, 2015 | Review of Just Cause 2 - PC

Wait what's that this game has a story too!? No, I didn't mean that in a bad way. I meant it in a way that if you got this game you would run, jump, and grapple everywhere before you even beat a single mission. Not only do you have to do this alone but for the low low price of $0 you can play online with other humans, yes that's right, H-U-M-A-N-S. Now you don't have to grapple by yourself. This game is absolutely one of the most hardcore, action packed games EVER. A must by for the true action grapplers.


Cuick Scope: GO is the real name of this game

TheCorvette | Feb. 3, 2015 | Review of Counter Strike Global Offensive - PC

This is definitely one of the best competitive FPS games ever. With a huge community of people with different skills, once you're done with this and go back to your little COD games you'll be no scopin' like it's nobodies business. This game might seem challenging at first but isn't that what makes us real men (and women). Normally, people would care about the graphics and all that good stuff but that isn't what makes this game amazing. It's the fact that it's fun, challenging, and that it has a huge variety of player created maps which are amazing if you can find a cool one. #recommended #noscope #mustbuy


For the man that knows you can not simply buy a DLC.

TheCorvette | Feb. 1, 2015 | Review of DLC Quest - PC

This game is cool for its humor, its story, and its DLC! But be warned even though this is fun it is still short and I mean you could beat both stories in about an hour. It is still fun none the less. I can't really judge its graphics because it is a pixelated, 2D game. I would definitely tell my peeps, bros, colleagues, mates, and friends about this game. Especially the ones that like fast, short, and humorous games like this. Besides who wouldn't want to buy a DLC that gives everyone Canadian accents or just gives your horse armor.


Not Baaaaaaaahd at all

TheCorvette | July 25, 2014 | Review of Goat Simulator - PC

This game is 100% fun. You'll be laughing for hours at the different goats and all the glitches (which are part of the game). The thing is after all those hours of laughing it gets kinda boring. Then sudennly after say a week or 2 your playing again laughing, and searching for trophies, goats, and acheivments. So in conclusion this game is fun just not fun enough to be playing 24/7. This game is a must buy if you're a hard core goater.


Very Nice Game

TheCorvette | July 25, 2014 | Review of Payday 2 - PC

Payday 2 is one of the BEST FPS games you'll ever find. No matter how many times you play a mission it never gets old. Mostly because if you play online you play with different people every time. So the possibilities of how you pull of your heists are endless. I give the graphics a 8/10. The amount of weapons and masks is plentiful so its not likely you and the people you are playing with will have the same mask or weapon. There all also skills (which I do believe is new) those are also cool. If you like FPS, stealth, killing all, and earning money this is definitley the game for you!


Some Cool Stuff You Got Here

TheCorvette | July 25, 2014 | Review of LEGO Marvel Superheroes NA - PC

Many LEGO minifigures (Spidey, Hulk, Iron Man, Thor, STAN LEE) and some others that no ones probably heard about. They're fun to collect too. Nice city, very big. Fun to drive around, fly, run, and walk in it. Levels are easy but not to easy. It's fun to go back and find all the hidden places. Even once you've beat the story itself there's billions of things to do. This is a must buy for Marvel/Lego fans!