Reviews by TonyTurismo

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Becom the detective you've always (secretly) wanted to be

TonyTurismo | Sept. 27, 2013 | Review of LA Noire

Rockstar are just goddamn amazing at everything they do, from sandbox game experiences, to graphics and soundtrack, everything is top notch. And L.A. Noire keeps this trend, by being as awe-inspiring, if not more than your average Grand Theft Auto game.

I just love how they've worked so much on making the facial expressions on this game look true-to-life, it makes the game just that much more enjoyable, I can't even imagine what L.A. Noire would look like if they were to make a sequel and further improve on it.

Definitely a must play, and it is quite common for it to go on sale regularly. Get it.

80

Do not let the bugs stop you

TonyTurismo | Sept. 6, 2013 | Review of POSTAL 2 Complete

Postal 2 is a great game. It is fun, funny and cheap, not to mention that it can be a fairly lengthy game for it's pricetag, considering how in this pack you'd be getting Postal 2 + the expansions.

But don't expect this game to be a basket of flowers; It is ugly, crude and buggy -- and to be honest, this doesn't change how good the game is.

If you're in for copious amounts of relatively dark humor and illegal amounts of fun, you're in for Postal 2.

99

Duke Delivers

TonyTurismo | Sept. 6, 2013 | Review of Duke Nukem Forever

First of all I'd like to thank Obama for this amazing experience.

Duke Nukem Forever is one of the greatest games to ever grace mankind. It is clearly too high-brow for the average person, as the humor and grandeur that is Duke Nukem Forever seems to be completely ignored and, as a consequence, instead it is critized and bashed over and over by people that simply do not understand it. Do not let poor judge of character hold you back from buying this amazing game just because "the man" told you so.

One that cannot understand, will be doomed to live in ignorance.

I'm giving it a 99 because there's clearly room for improvement in the sequel (as in, hopefully there is one).