Reviews by hale_storm

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Brown is Beautifulish

hale_storm | July 4, 2013 | Review of Borderlands

Tired of the same old first person shooters, with all their "engaging gameplay" or "non-repetitive quests" or "variable color palettes?" Then Borderlands is for you! With the most cutting edge graphic capabilities, this game can constantly render up to 450 shades of brown, including Autumn, Rust, Sienna, and few more! Also, the ending is really something that will leave you speechless. I wholeheartedly recommend gifting this game to anyone you hate, and watch them squirm as they try to appreciate it.