Reviews by therealjmanx

70

Good for what it is

therealjmanx | Oct. 8, 2014 | Review of Goat Simulator

I did buy this upon release, yes I did. Why? Cause something this crazy was worth a try, instead of the constant bland shooters coming out by the truckload. You are a goat in a small town, well 2 small towns now. And have plenty of things to interact with to make the game glitch out and cause very strange happenings. Like your neck stretching like a certain T-1000 in a movie, everyone has seen by now.

There is no story at all. Just a bug filled game and crazy physics.

95

Return of a childhood favorite

therealjmanx | Oct. 8, 2014 | Review of Wolfenstein: The New Order

Wolenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Some game with Wolfenstein in the title, And the 2014 reboot we have here. This is the best in the series, playing it safe, or running and gunning, or some crazy mix. Throwing knives, silencers, rockets and laser weapons. The weapons are not going to win an award for creativity, but who cares. The game has a nice story to it. At least a couple references to other Bethesda games to be found :)

A much welcome return to a not so welcoming place.

90

Short and sweet

therealjmanx | June 13, 2014 | Review of DLC Quest

A beautiful take on all the excessive amounts of post downloadable content plaguing us today. Not very long of a game(an hour or two at most), but it gets the point across and is quite amusing. Give it a try, worth the money you were going to spend on horse armor anyway.