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"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com
"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Best game since Skyrim!tonydareizer | Nov. 26, 2015 | See all tonydareizer's reviews »
"It's stupid". But i like it. "It's buggy". No, let me get it straight, it's "full of features". "Why would you even play as a goat?". Why are you even in my house? The game is great, graphics are very good, gameplay of the game is so varied. The conclusion is: This game is fun, no matter how you play it. The first time i played it, i nearly chocked out of laughter. The best game i could find.
Fun to play, depends on the playerRyukrieger | Aug. 23, 2015 | See all Ryukrieger's reviews »
It is really fun for sure, but it's all depend on the player, if you like silly and wacky stuffs, this is definitely for you, some players would go back frequently, some will get bored after a few hours. The game's full of randomness I'm not sure how I should describe it, some bugs and glitches were even intentional left in because they're funny. Goat Simulators, a great game for ones who like maximum silliness and randomness, just beware that if you get bored of games quickly, the game may not have a lot of replay value for you.
Stupid, but funThe1337N00Bx | July 21, 2015 | See all The1337N00Bx's reviews »
This may very well be the stupidest idea for a game I've ever seen, which may explain why I love it so much. It is one of those games that are insanely fun to play in short bursts or with friends over. You're essentially a goat that causes chaos throughout the town. Would recommend this if you're looking for a fun short game to mess around in when you're bored.
you've goat to buy thistrumpsuit | July 15, 2015 | See all trumpsuit's reviews »
Within 15 minutes of playing my friend (who I could play with locally) was a microwave with legs, I was a ripped demon angel goat with rockets strapped onto me dragging some poor lady across the map and flinging her into everything, complete with outrageously funny bugs. The achievements are hysterical, and you can even play hockey with a friend in a halfpipe, which turns into a complete and utter s***show that is one of the most enjoyable co-op experiences I've had in a long while. It's not very engaging and doesn't really have a story, but I've yet to encounter another game that makes just wasting time this entertaining.
So Funny!9cames03 | July 13, 2015 | See all 9cames03's reviews »
This game is downright hilarious! Never before has the industry of comedy gaming been so astounding! This is a very stupid game, but you must play it if you like comedy. The visuals are are great, and the maps are so huge! You would not believe how many Easter eggs are hidden throughout this game. I could spend hours in this game just looking around. I would definitely recommend it to anyone who likes this sort of genre.