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"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com
"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Goat is Live, Goat is Love!LightningYu | May 17, 2015 | See all LightningYu's reviews »
If you want, you can be a Goat. This alone is Awesome. It features a lot of (funny) bugs, eastereggs, minigames, MMO Simulator +Workshop(hope to get goatz soon), you can run through the world and do stupid things(aka Sandbox), as well play it with friends. If you play it meanwhile you are bit bored, or don't have much time, this game is really awesome. But if you want more, itself can get fast boring...
An amusing distraction, but not much staying powersycomantis1991 | May 16, 2015 | See all sycomantis1991's reviews »
Goat Simulator is sher ridiculousness and a riot the first couple hours you play it. Climbing ladders with your no hands, rampaging through picnics and houses, getting launched miles into the air by the slightest bump, it's all great fun. However, once you've done everything there is to do in the game once or twice, it quickly loses its luster. It's great fun at first, but there's nothing beyond that ridiculous surface to keep you coming back.
BaaObsessor | May 13, 2015 | See all Obsessor's reviews »
I ran into some people barbecuing, headbutted them all. Headbutted the grill. Got on fire, ran into a fireworks and got launched sky high. Found a jetpack, wrecked some cars, made a sacrifice, and got crowned Queen of all Goats. When I first read a similar review... Just snorted, and thought this game is worthless. Oh how mistaken I was. It's mindless fun for anyone wanting to rest after a stressful day. Physics are ok, but as in every game with extensive use of physics, stuff gets bugged. That makes it even funnier.
Good when You are stressed!RedkaKredka | May 11, 2015 | See all RedkaKredka's reviews »
You want to destroy something? That's a game for You. You can do anything You like. You can hit peoples rare ends, You can lick them and walk with them, slide on slides, destroy homes, and when You get bored You can send Your goat to the sky and keep flying with it XD. Physics are ok but every time You climb something it looks like Your goat is getting twisted neck, it makes me laugh - Maybe it was made on purpose? XD It's a lot of fun, worth to buy!
Great game, will recommend reckless gamersMahupmaghandi | May 9, 2015 | See all Mahupmaghandi's reviews »
The first thing I thought of when I heard this game was goat? Where in the world did they get the idea of using a goat for a game. Anyway, back to the game itself. Goat Simulator is fun wacky and does have numerous laugh out loud moments with various easter eggs to surprise you. But after some time, it can be hard to come back to the game if you have completely done everything the game has to offer. But to keep the game going, there are a bunch workshop items on steam that is still growing. These items can be modifications for your goat or a map. Using these free mods sometimes can actually change the game play of the game and can add a bit more fun into the game. So if you enjoy or want a game just to calm down and have a few laughs, then Goat Simulator will be perfect for you.