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"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com
"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
fun gameMamaguevos | June 10, 2015 | See all Mamaguevos's reviews »
The game is good, but when I played enrialidad had no part of Multi-Player now launched the GoatZ and can create a lot more fun the game itself has no logic but if everything ends diversion recommend.
goatLostQuestion | June 8, 2015 | See all LostQuestion's reviews »
this is more a game to be shared with friends or streamed but it is fun the dev's only patch the game breaking bugs and glitches leaving any bugs and glitches that they find amusing in the game. be the goat gater points for doing stuff what do points do I dont know, unlock goat modifiers for more goat havoc and mayhem
Fun for a whileNosenadaXY | June 8, 2015 | See all NosenadaXY's reviews »
Yes, sometimes it's like GTA, it's good at the time but when you play it for a long time you will be tired of it, BUT in the time i played it, It didn't had Multi-player, now it has multi-player and they released the GoatZ for more fun, maybe you can get more time without getting bored of it.. The graphics.. nice, the gameplay.. uhm, it really doesn't has logic, but sometimes the things without logic finish into funny things.
If you did not want to be a goat , you're not normal.mktzz0 | June 8, 2015 | See all mktzz0's reviews »
This game is surprisingly fun. The world is interesting, you have funny stuff to do every few meters. The physics are done pretty well (meaning that they exaggerate so much, constantly it makes you laugh out loud). The controls work fine. You can even do things like backflips and get points for it. They put a big portion of Tony Hawk in the mix, so you really get points for everything you do - including a multiplier. This increases the fun a lot, and keeps you going. There are also collectibles in really strange places, and you have to find ways to get there. This can be quite tricky, but is also a lot of fun and some more motivation to keep playing. It is a game that never fails to surprise you while you play , you have the essence of this strange you know that you like but do not know fully why, I recommend it as a whole, some of the finest simulators I've played so far .
Stupid funGigaPudding | June 7, 2015 | See all GigaPudding's reviews »
Imagine a Tony Hawk's pro skater game in which you don't skate but run around as a goat instead. That's pretty much this game with added jokes and intentional hilarious bugs and stuff. You pick your level, pick your goat and then you go and spread havok all over the place. There's a lot of hidden stuff, jokes, collectibles, "quests" and possible action that may produce various funny results. It's really hilarious and funny, but the downside might be the size of the maps that aren't that big even though they're packed with various options for you to make some fun of them. And another thing is that the game is a true sandbox. You make your fun yourself. The game doesn't push you to anything or give you any story or something like that. You just go about your goatly stuff which might provide you with a lot of hours of goat fun or you might get bored after a couple of hours. Depends on your preference in gaming. But anyway it's quite a surprise how entertaining and fun can this game be considering the fact it was developed "by accident".