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"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com
"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
Get a controller for your PC, and a friend or two, and enjoy!karath | March 29, 2015 | See all karath's reviews »
Don't expect a Game of the Year for this game, but it's definitely great for just having fun.
If you don't know what it is, it's about being a goat and just jumping around in a sandbox environment and enjoying... being a goat. While glitching the physics engine out (which the developers said they want you to do).
Don't buy this if you're by yourself. The game will make you laugh for maybe an hour if you're by yourself, but no more than that (even with the MMO content).
If you're with a friend however, splitscreening it... that's a completely different story. Grab a controller ($20 at most), and get one of your non-gaming friends on. Jump around, and destroy the world. Do stupid things together. Become an (evil) microwave. Try riding an elevator together and laugh when you get shoved out but your friend doesn't (alas, I've never ridden on the rollercoaster yet :( ).
I would only really get this game if you have a friend that lives close by and isn't into that much gaming. It brings back the days of the good old split screen gaming, where you have a blast of a time playing together.
Think about it. A great co-op experience for $30, and you get to keep a controller and make a better friend!
This is a game that I love, but can't really recommend.jonathanrflores | Feb. 18, 2015 | See all jonathanrflores's reviews »
It's called Goat Simulator. You get to run around as a goat. You jump around. You explore. You lick things. You ram people and knock them down. There are explosions. This is simplistic fun and for me it lasted for about forty minutes.
This is a great game to show friends, to let people try for a second, or to make a quick video about. But it's not really a great game for lasting fun because there isn't really a game here. There's really no goal or anything; you just wander around to see what's in the game.
It's funny! Really! But it's just a funny idea with some silly props thrown in. In terms of game design, there's nothing interesting to talk about.
I think the developers did a great job in making this silly simulator. People should definitely try it out for a few minutes if they have a friend that bought it; it's a good laugh. But I rate this game as a 40/100 because I can't really recommend the purchase at full price.
Very fun game!andreacdc98 | Feb. 5, 2015 | See all andreacdc98's reviews »
Goat Simulator is a opem world game in which your character is a goat. Your objective is to destroy the city and earn points. The game is really funny but it has a lot of bus. Even though the gameplay is very good and you can have a good time playing it because you can do whatever you want. The graphics are not very good since it is a very simple game, but it does not matter because it is a very fun game to play and relax. I would recommend it to a friend who likes funny and free roam games.
Lot of fun...At the first hourgarocco | Feb. 5, 2015 | See all garocco's reviews »
The first impression you get of the game is fun , intuitive, with a fairly large map to explore and a lot of things things to do and to discover. In the beginning the game is actually quite fun , but after a few days or even a few hours , becomes tiresome and extremely boring and you feel as if he had thrown the money in the trash, then you forget about the game.... The controls of the characters are very bad at the beginning, but soon you learn how to do. But still very difficult to do what you want. I strongly not recommend this game, first because you will get tired of the game very fast and forget about it, and also because the controls are bad.
I HAZ GOATS!!!szklanecki | Feb. 4, 2015 | See all szklanecki's reviews »
Seriously, this is one of my favorite sandbox games I've ever played and it is total worth the money I spent on it. Plus they once in a while add more content to the game! However After a few hours it does start to get a little boring (if your not going for the achievements). But there are tons of goats to choose from, like old goat (T-Rex), anti-gravity goat, time goat and space goat. Plus all the content from the workshop can keep you entertained for hours more. In short, THIS GAME IS WORTH IT!!!!!