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"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com
"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
It Was Kind Of Fun... For A Short TimeAzrael360 | May 26, 2015 | See all Azrael360's reviews »
Because of all the fuzz and hype about this game, I decided to buy it and try it. I thought it was going to be fun playing as a goat in a sandbox game, but I couldn't be more wrong. The idea is still great, but this "game" is just a mess of glitches and bugs that lacks in content and quality control. I know the developers decided to leave the bugs "because this adds to the fun", but to be honest, I call this pure and simple "lazyness". It's not fun when you constantly get stuck behind walls or under the floor easily, when your goat lacks any type of animation for the most simple actions, when you accidentally leave the map and can't get back, or where there isn't any type of I.A. for the NPCs in these dead maps. The control of the goat is really bad, especially in the air, the camera is horrible, and to be honest, this is mostly an unfinished amateurish game. You control a goat where at the beginning you must select what type of perks (a.k.a. mutators) want to use in your game and only 3 maps to choose. Most mutators are useless, but the more you play the more you can unlock to use later. The maps are rather small, especially "Goatville" and "Goat City Bay", and both are very similar. The third map is "Goat MMO Simulator" and is a little bigger, but rather boring map. Don't be confused by the name, is a map for single player that makes fun of the MMO games in a fantasy world, but nothing special. There isn't much to do in this maps, except to walk, run, hit people or other objects, find secret items, lick everything and do nothing else. Due to the most bugs and glitches this game has, some things may happen, some of them may be fun but most of the time you will get stuck in something and will be using the "respawn" button to restart the game. Is not a fun game in a good way, and is weak even to kill time. After an hour there's a high possibility you won't be playing this ever again, because everything you can do in it you will do it in the first 15 minutes. If you're really curious, use YouTube to watch some gameplay videos, but if you really want to play it, then buy it during a sale, and even then is not worth your money and really expensive for what you get.
Goat is Live, Goat is Love!LightningYu | May 17, 2015 | See all LightningYu's reviews »
If you want, you can be a Goat. This alone is Awesome. It features a lot of (funny) bugs, eastereggs, minigames, MMO Simulator +Workshop(hope to get goatz soon), you can run through the world and do stupid things(aka Sandbox), as well play it with friends. If you play it meanwhile you are bit bored, or don't have much time, this game is really awesome. But if you want more, itself can get fast boring...
An amusing distraction, but not much staying powersycomantis1991 | May 16, 2015 | See all sycomantis1991's reviews »
Goat Simulator is sher ridiculousness and a riot the first couple hours you play it. Climbing ladders with your no hands, rampaging through picnics and houses, getting launched miles into the air by the slightest bump, it's all great fun. However, once you've done everything there is to do in the game once or twice, it quickly loses its luster. It's great fun at first, but there's nothing beyond that ridiculous surface to keep you coming back.
BaaObsessor | May 13, 2015 | See all Obsessor's reviews »
I ran into some people barbecuing, headbutted them all. Headbutted the grill. Got on fire, ran into a fireworks and got launched sky high. Found a jetpack, wrecked some cars, made a sacrifice, and got crowned Queen of all Goats. When I first read a similar review... Just snorted, and thought this game is worthless. Oh how mistaken I was. It's mindless fun for anyone wanting to rest after a stressful day. Physics are ok, but as in every game with extensive use of physics, stuff gets bugged. That makes it even funnier.
Good when You are stressed!RedkaKredka | May 11, 2015 | See all RedkaKredka's reviews »
You want to destroy something? That's a game for You. You can do anything You like. You can hit peoples rare ends, You can lick them and walk with them, slide on slides, destroy homes, and when You get bored You can send Your goat to the sky and keep flying with it XD. Physics are ok but every time You climb something it looks like Your goat is getting twisted neck, it makes me laugh - Maybe it was made on purpose? XD It's a lot of fun, worth to buy!