{"id":35006,"date":"2026-04-04T12:00:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T12:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/main.blog-mgmt.greenmangaming.com\/?p=35006"},"modified":"2026-04-02T16:42:18","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T16:42:18","slug":"there-are-no-orcs-mini-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/there-are-no-orcs-mini-review\/","title":{"rendered":"There Are No Orcs Mini Review: It Might Be Lying, But It&#8217;s Also A Joy To Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"1196\">At its core, <a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/3480990\/There_Are_No_Orcs\/?curator_clanid=4777282\"><strong data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"897\">There Are No Orcs<\/strong><\/a> is a strategy <strong data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"928\">auto-battler<\/strong> where your main job is to buy buildings and build up synergies between them. You\u2019ll spend most of your time managing gold, expanding your empire, and figuring out whether it\u2019s smarter to invest in your economy, improve your unit output, or upgrade your overall setup.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1275\">It sounds simple, and it starts off that way, but the depth ramps up quickly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1531\">Each faction comes with its own mechanics, and each one also offers multiple commander options. These commanders don\u2019t just change the flavour of your run\u2014they actively push you toward different strategies, which means no two matches feel quite the same.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1531\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35011\" src=\"http:\/\/main.blog-mgmt.greenmangaming.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2-1-300x92.png\" alt=\"There Are No Orcs on PC\" width=\"300\" height=\"92\" srcset=\"http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2-1-300x92.png 300w, http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2-1-768x236.png 768w, http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/2-1.png 890w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1536\" \/>\n<h2 data-section-id=\"ps2aia\" data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1588\">Factions, Commanders, and Endless Build Variety<\/h2>\n<p data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1901\">The variety here is where the game really shines. Commanders have their own abilities and building pools, which adds a huge number of variables to every match. That means you\u2019re constantly adapting, experimenting, and trying to pull together a build that actually works before everything spirals out of control.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1903\" data-end=\"2139\">As you win battles, you also earn loot, letting you upgrade specific units, gain extra gold, and unlock other powerful bonuses. It gives the game a strong roguelike edge, and the number of possible builds feels genuinely off the charts.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2141\" data-end=\"2301\">Early difficulties are fairly forgiving, but once you push deeper, the harder levels introduce unique modifiers that keep things fresh and properly challenging.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2141\" data-end=\"2301\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-35010\" src=\"http:\/\/main.blog-mgmt.greenmangaming.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-1-300x92.png\" alt=\"There Are No Orcs on PC\" width=\"300\" height=\"92\" srcset=\"http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-1-300x92.png 300w, http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-1-768x236.png 768w, http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-1.png 890w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2306\" \/>\n<h2 data-section-id=\"lxldl1\" data-start=\"2308\" data-end=\"2368\">Fast Matches That Make It Perfect for Short Play Sessions<\/h2>\n<p data-start=\"2370\" data-end=\"2544\">There\u2019s a lot to do in <strong data-start=\"2393\" data-end=\"2414\">There Are No Orcs<\/strong>, and it\u2019s all consistently fun to engage with. Thankfully, it\u2019s not the kind of strategy game where every match drags on forever.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2546\" data-end=\"2762\">Battles can be dramatically sped up, which makes it an ideal pick if you\u2019re looking for something to play during a break from work or studying. It\u2019s quick, satisfying, and dangerously easy to say \u201cjust one more run.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"2764\" data-end=\"2767\" \/>\n<h2 data-section-id=\"114wazr\" data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2786\">Final Thoughts<\/h2>\n<p data-start=\"2788\" data-end=\"3088\">If you enjoy auto-battlers, roguelike strategy games, or anything that rewards clever synergies and experimentation, <strong data-start=\"2905\" data-end=\"2926\">There Are No Orcs<\/strong> is absolutely worth keeping an eye on. It\u2019s one of those Steam discoveries that feels like striking gold\u2014and the fact that it plays so well makes it even better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At its core, There Are No Orcs is a strategy auto-battler where your main job is to buy buildings and build up synergies between them. 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