{"id":5196,"date":"2017-07-30T10:15:38","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T10:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.prod.gmgfarm.net\/?p=5196"},"modified":"2017-07-30T10:15:38","modified_gmt":"2017-07-30T10:15:38","slug":"12-signs-youve-played-much-morrowind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/vpce-0921aaf1c67156043-4t1vg0wq.vpce-svc-0cf8d5d00172470c2.us-east-1.vpce.amazonaws.com\/12-signs-youve-played-much-morrowind\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Signs You\u2019ve Played Too Much Morrowind"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. You start calling your mother a s\u2019wit<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2. You start attacking pigeons, shouting something about cliffracers<\/strong><\/p>\n

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3. You jump everywhere to try and level up your acrobatics skill<\/strong><\/p>\n

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4. Every time someone mentions Oblivion or Skyrim you butt in, because how dare they, honestly, who do they think they are coming here bringing those games to a Morrowind talk<\/strong><\/p>\n

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5. Except for when Daggerfall gets mentioned, those guys get a bit of respect<\/strong><\/p>\n

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6. You start watching Outlander, but it\u2019s not what you were hoping for<\/strong><\/p>\n

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7. You get yourself an ash statue. Then another one. Then another one. Then another\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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8. You start mashing the attack button in all games, because you know you\u2019ll only land a blow once. You learned from the best combat system in all Tamriel, you\u2019re a fighting MASTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

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9. You plan holidays to volcanoes, which is a great idea, what could go wrong<\/strong><\/p>\n

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10. You make yourself a Colovian fur helm, knowing that it\u2019s the height of fashion<\/strong><\/p>\n

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11. You start talking to everyone in short sentences. LATEST RUMORS. LITTLE ADVICE. SOLSTHEIM.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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12. Your friends get sooo tired about you talking about Morrowind, but it\u2019s time EVERYONE LEARNED ABOUT MORROWIND<\/strong><\/p>\n

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But it\u2019s all ok, because Vvardenfell is home now<\/strong><\/p>\n

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