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Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.

 

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Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players. 

Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards. 

Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail. 

Multi-tasking mayhem

There’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.

Parenting is hard

To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive!

Nowhere is safe

The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.

All kinds of families welcome

Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.


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Publisher:
Surprise Attack
Developer:
Jammed Up Studios
Genres:
Action
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Released:
Thursday, October 19, 2017
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Digital PC Download
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Minimum Requirements
  • OS: Windows XP
  • Processor: 3.0 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce 8800 or Radeon® HD4800 series, 512 MB of memory
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 1500 MB available space
Recommended Requirements
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Quad Core Intel or AMD
  • Memory: 4 MB RAM
  • Graphics: NVidia GTX 460 or Radeon® HD 5770, 1 GB of memory
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1500 MB available space
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A great and fun pixelated parenting simulator

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Think of the Children is a great and very fun parenting simulator where you find yourself in a messy day and you need to use your powers and skills as a good parent to deal with all of ongoing troubles and more importantly convince the court who accused you of being a bad parent that you are not guilty and on the opposite, you are the best parent they could have! the idea of the game's plot is kinda fun and the gameplay is simple and intuitive, and its best experience comes in coop mode which is kind challenging too. This game is really great and fun to play for its price and you can have so much fun alone or with your buddies playing it.

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