In Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, flyting is essentially the Viking equivalent of the insult contests in the Secret of Monkey Island where the word ends up being sharper than the sword. Well, it’s not, but you get what I mean. Anyway, there’s benefits in Assassin’s Creed Valhalla for talking smack to various folks because not only do you gain charisma, but you also reap double your original wager and in some cases you can complete a Mystery too. In Assassin’s Creed Valhalla where do you find these flyting battles? Well, that’s what we’re here for.
Alvis Flyting Answers – Located In Fornburg
I’ll recall what you’re taught ere I enter the fray
Then I’ll tell you you’ve nothing inside of your skull
I will flyt you with flourish and best you with flair
Manning Flyting Answers – Located In Rygjafylke
What you make up in muscles, you lack in spine
Perfectly placed to give children a scare
You’re like your arms, incredibly thick
Jungulf Flyting Answers – Located In Repton, Ledecestrescire
O, to beat such a braggart will surely be fun
You’re a weakling, a milksop, a cadger, a louse
Your pride is appalling and your rhyming is worse
Fergal Flyting Answers – Located In Grantebridgescire
There are no wrong answers here. This flyt is impossible to fail.
Hogg Flyting Answers – Located In Oxenefordscire
O, you’re barely an insect, a fly that I’ll swat
You’re possessed of a baldness that scared off your hair
You’ve the brain of a donkey to challenge a Norse
Augusta Flyting Answers – Located In Lunden
You’re the picture of elegance, beauty and grace
O, your valour’s the subject of story and song
It is truly a pleasure, my partner’s sublime
Brother Quiescis & Acolyte Alwin Flyting Answers – Located In Cent
Though you speak through another, your writing’s still poor*
Though you choose to be quiet, your folly is loud
With such drivel to speak, I see why you keep mum
Chadwick Flyting Answers – Located In East Anglia
Then you’re speaking to fools, and their knowledge is flawed
And they’re sorely mistaken, I’m known for my might
Then you’ve clearly misheard them, my wit is immense
Ove Flyting Answers – Located In Sciropescire
And your thick little skull is fine for grinding my axe on
Test your might against mine and we’ll see how you do
If it’s fighting you want, I shall take you on now
Lady Ellette Flyting Answers – Located In Essexe
For they put all who hear them to sleep
I’ll defeat you and banish all doubt
Lend a salve, for your words make me ill
Hertha Flyting Answers – Located In Jorvik
The one fool that I see here is up on that wall
Then enjoy while you can, a great fall is at hand
What’s it like feigning hugeness? You’re naught but a gnome
Borghild Flyting Answers – Located In Eurvicscire
Your face brings to mind the arse-end of a horse!
Well, you’re thick-skulled, loathsome, and lacking a brain
You’ve drunk far too much ale, now you’re just telling lies
Fenn Flyting Answers – Located In Hamtunscire
Nay, one thousand’s a pittance, it’s closer to ten
It is not mine to judge, only fill up the graves
To ensure that I’ll sit in Valhalla one day
Stigr Flyting Answers – Located In Snotinghamscire
“With words I’ll ensnare you and put you to bed”
“I’m as good with my lips as I am with my tongue”
“While I doubt you can take me, I’ll give you a go”
Thor Flyting Answers – Located In Asgard
O beware what you ask for, I’ll finish the fight
I’m as wise as an owl, and you’re a fool of a god
Well, your victory’s not what my visions portend
Ratatosk Flyting Answers – Located In Jotunheim
Yes, Ratatosk is a talking, magical flying squirrel. I’m not sure what else there is to say, to be honest.
Scribbling about videogames since 2005, John-Paul Jones first stoked his love for the industry with the Atari 65XE at the age of four before proceeding onto the ZX Spectrum, Amiga and beyond. These days, he finds himself unreasonably excited about Sega's Yakuza franchise, foreign cinema and generally trying to keep his trio of sausage dogs from burning his house down. Clearly, he is living his best life right now.