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Goat Simulator





Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

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"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com

"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features:

  • You can be a goat

  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat

  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!

  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it

  • In-game physics that spazz out all the time

  • Seriously look at that goat's neck

  • You can be a goat

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Coffee Stain Studios
Coffee Stain Studios
Coffee Stain Studios
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
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Minimum Requirements
  • OS: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 1.6GHz or better
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Recommended Requirements
  • OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8
  • Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz +
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Hard Drive: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

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Reviews for Goat Simulator

First it was a joke...

In this game you play as a goat, a very complex, yet interesting character that embarks on a very amazing, story-driven adventure to find himself. The pro's are: you get to play as a goat,you can summon goats falling from the sky,you can ride a bike and even more you can lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque! Overall,the graphics are nice,the gameplay is exceptional and let's not forget that you can play as a goat!

Weirdness at it's finest! Funny Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator is weird & funny. It's obvious they made in like that on purpose. A friend of mine showed me this game and I instantly bought cause I thought it is OK and funny. Now, Goat Simulator is a "do whatever you want, but here's also quests/missions to do". You can search for places here and there. Your Goat can be with superpowers, RPG goat, simple goat, and lots more. Some of them have specific abilities. You might already heard that the game has bugs. Yes it's true, and they left the bugs on purpose because the goat does some stupid/funny stuff, it's not like they don't wanna fix them. So, no worries! I can't really answer about the 'length' of the game. You can do stuff here and there. There's quests to complete also. You can smash things or run over people in the game! Personally, wherever I played it, I got bored of it after a while, but that's probably because I just do whatever I want and don't really follow the quests. I just run over people, destroy things. For sure, Goat Simulator is not everyone's cup of tea. But if you get the point about how the game is, and how it works, and you still like it, then give it a try. I wouldn't really recommend it to everyone though, until I knew that they like how this game is.

Weird But Fun

The game looks weird and why would you even play as a goat in the first place? But the features in the game including some DLCs they provides just made me spend hours in this so-called 'stupid game'. It's a little big buggy but sometimes that's what makes this game SPECIAL! You can literally do everything you want as a goat and have superpowers to make it a lot funnier. 10/10 the best stupid game ever.

Stupidity at its best

The ultimate stupid game, and it is brilliant. Goat Simulator is easy to be explained: Sandbox+unintentional glitches that become intentional+physics. Goat Simulator is as stupid as you may expect, with some interesting DLCs, updates featuring new areas and a whole community designing mods to make it even more stupid. It is one of those games every youtuber should have in his library, and it is the game you probably would have loved when you were 10 years old. But being a goat is not easy, and this Goat Simulator has its flaws. First, the optimization is far from perfect, and the visuals are not that good to demand a great PC. Second, the game is really community based, and it kind of depends on how well it does between players. Go for it. Goat for it.

Crazy awesome game with great DLC's

After playing Goat Simulator and completing most of the general tasks you can do in the game, I will admit it is a fun single player game but there are some problems with the game, and getting some of the DLC's can make up for the problems in the game. The game is known for lagging or being buggy due to the ridiculous explosions and launching of the goat you play as. The game is fun but it gets even better when you add Goat Simulator DLC's: GoatZ which is a undead goat simulator which allow you to turn people and animals into the undead aka zombies, Goat MMO Simulator, and finally a PAYDAY DLC which will bring tons and tons of PAYDAY fun to this goat simulator with new and different characters with new and different items. I recommend that you purchase this game.

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