Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.Read full description
"A sandbox of the simplest kind, Goat Simulator is a mental yet uproarious title whose silly antics will put a smile on the dial of even the most po-faced gamer." - Gameplanet.com
"Goat Simulator isn’t much of a game, but it’s a hell of a good time. The small but dense map is packed with tons of jokes and bugs that should be seen rather than talked about, and there’s at least a few hours’ worth of entertainment in goofing around with the jetpack alone." - IGN.com
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goat
In an age where every triple A game tries to be a Hollywood movie, with Hollywood voice actors, epic orchestral music, explosions, lengthy and convoluted plots (not that those are necessarily a bad thing, but games shouldn't be constrained by something like that), Goat SImulator is a breath of fresh air. A game that doesn't take itself seriously one bit, it will provide countless hours of entertainment and a plethora of cool achievements and challenges for collectors. Just thinkl about it, how many games give you the chance to play as a demi-goat?
In this game you play as a goat, a very complex, yet interesting character that embarks on a very amazing, story-driven adventure to find himself. The pro's are: you get to play as a goat,you can summon goats falling from the sky,you can ride a bike and even more you can lick a bolder and throw it down at civilians having a barbeque! Overall,the graphics are nice,the gameplay is exceptional and let's not forget that you can play as a goat!
Goat Simulator is weird & funny. It's obvious they made in like that on purpose. A friend of mine showed me this game and I instantly bought cause I thought it is OK and funny. Now, Goat Simulator is a "do whatever you want, but here's also quests/missions to do". You can search for places here and there. Your Goat can be with superpowers, RPG goat, simple goat, and lots more. Some of them have specific abilities. You might already heard that the game has bugs. Yes it's true, and they left the bugs on purpose because the goat does some stupid/funny stuff, it's not like they don't wanna fix them. So, no worries! I can't really answer about the 'length' of the game. You can do stuff here and there. There's quests to complete also. You can smash things or run over people in the game! Personally, wherever I played it, I got bored of it after a while, but that's probably because I just do whatever I want and don't really follow the quests. I just run over people, destroy things. For sure, Goat Simulator is not everyone's cup of tea. But if you get the point about how the game is, and how it works, and you still like it, then give it a try. I wouldn't really recommend it to everyone though, until I knew that they like how this game is.
The game looks weird and why would you even play as a goat in the first place? But the features in the game including some DLCs they provides just made me spend hours in this so-called 'stupid game'. It's a little big buggy but sometimes that's what makes this game SPECIAL! You can literally do everything you want as a goat and have superpowers to make it a lot funnier. 10/10 the best stupid game ever.
This game is a very different experience from most others. But it is a good experience in its own unique way. There are plenty of things to do and stuff hidden in each map, which are very fun to explore. If you like getting achievements like myself, there are currently 127 to get, and they are not overly complicated and wont take hours of grinding to get. It's definitely worth the price.
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