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Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

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Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

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The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies?

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The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here's its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you're not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don't let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It's also the only game that lets you learn what's The Meaning of Life, and that's scientifically proven!

Game Features:

  • Loner's Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU 
  • Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on 
  • Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer 
  • 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious "insult bits" 
  • 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments 
  • Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

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Publisher:
Gambitious
Developer:
Vile Monarch
Genres:
Simulation
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Released:
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
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Languages:
English
Format:
Digital PC Download
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Minimum Requirements

PC

  • OS: Windows XP or Later 
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family 
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM 
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card 
  • DirectX: Version 9.0 
  • Storage: 100 MB available space 
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card

MAC

  • OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later 
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family 
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM 
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card 
  • Storage: 100 MB available space

LINUX

  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later 
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family 
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM 
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card 
  • Storage: 100 MB available space
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60
Fun low-budget game

RF_

Although from a technical standpoint Oh Sir... The Insult Simulator looks like a game from the early 90s, it has a very interesting concept: you must put together words and phrases in order to build insults as stingy as possible. The system is far from perfect. I have seen sentences that are very long but not at all offensive get a high score (for one, I do not care if anyone insults my math teachers, I barely remember them) while short but truly damaging insults are marked down. Despite its shortcomings, once you have figured the system out, the game can be quite entertaining and fun, especially against buddies locally or online.

100
genial insultar

manumdz

Este es un juego de contruccion de insultos en el que te enfrentas a adversarios a los que debes lanzar tus insultos tomando partes de frases disponibles para ambos contendientes, mas un par que tienes tu en propiedad. Primero debes tener unas nociones basicas de gramatica inglesa si quieres llegar a insultar con propiedad. En segundo lugar aprovecha al maximo las palabras disponibles para dejar sin argumentos a tu adversario y emplea los insultos dirigidos a las debilidades que cada personaje tiene para hacer mas da?o con tus puyas.

60
Create insults to damage your opponents ego

Legolas_Katarn

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator is a game about generating insults to win an RPG style fight. Players take turns choosing words and phrases out of a random list as well as words and phrases that were given just to them in the hopes of creating the better insult to damage their opponents lifebar. You can drink some tea to refresh the two free words or phrases you have and can create combos by focusing your insults on the same subjects multiple times in a row. The game has six characters that each have their own voice and each has their own weakness, insults that effect them more than the other characters. One of the main negatives of the game is that you have a computer deciding what a good insult is and how much damage an insult should do to your opponent, some things that can do damage make little sense and aren't even insults. There is not that wide of a variety of usable words and each stage only gives a few unique lines for the area and subject of your argument. It's a cheap and amusing game but the novelty will likely wear off fairly quickly.

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