Have you ever realized how words are important? And how they can drive our emotions?
Enjoy the uncluttered and peculiar aesthetics of Pretentious Game and plunge wholeheartedly into a poetic and deep story.
Follow the adventures of a blue square passionately in love with his pink sweetheart, and help him bring his feelings to light.
Read between the lines of Pretentious Game to progress through the story, and let your feelings overcome you…
A tale about love, sadness and pursuit of happiness
Marvelous music by Erik Satie
Innovative gameplay at each level
Pretentious game is, in one word, poetic. In four words, poetic and very short. There is a free version available online, which, I've heard, has more levels than this does. The gameplay is simple. Right, left, jump. Art is minimalistic, which looks good. There is text, which you have to read since it's not read aloud. You might rage quit too, a lot of times. The story is very short. Won't take long for you to see the game's ended. I don't recommend this, unless you've played the online version and think of this as a donation to the dev for his game, or really like owning stuff on Steam. 3/10 Play the online version
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