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Attack on Titan: 10 Signs You’re a Titan

Attack on Titan is the best Spider-man game that’s not a Spider-man game, and also the best anime about chopping the heads off giants. Want to chop the heads off giants or watch people chop the heads off giants? Attack on Titan is for you.

But you must examine yourself, what if you are a Titan? What if you’re destined to crunch the bones of tiny humans in your giant mouth?

Well here are 10 Signs That You’re a Titan, check them and check yourself.

1. You run like a baby

Titan Run

2. No seriously, you run like a baby. All your friends do too.

Titans Run

3. You have no patience with children

Kick Baby

4. You’re a bit clumsy

Whoopsie

5. You can be a bit…fighty

Fighty

6. But you like a rest every now and again

Lie Down

7. You can be a bit dramatic

Duramaaaa

8. And you can be a bit of a wrecking ball

Wrecking Ball

9. But you’re the coolest of the cool

Coooooool

10. But we gotta talk about this. You run like a baby.

Go baby go

Are you a Titan? Do you feel like any of these apply to you? Let us know in the comments below, or on social media!

But also if you are a Titan, please don’t eat us.


Alex McHugh

A huge RPG fan, Alex's home is the land of Tamriel in the Elder Scrolls. When not playing games you can find him slowly painting a Word Bearers Warhammer 40k army or writing fiction.