P.T. was the Playable Teaser for the now cancelled Silent Hills. Released to no fanfare and then turning into a brief but powerful horror juggernaut, this game was originally a teaser for the planned next step in the Silent Hill series. Directed by Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro, this was going to be a revitalisation of the sadly defunct series.
As we all know, these plans came to nothing in the end.
Green Man Gaming can announce that we a hidden source embedded deep in the Silent Hills creation project has leaked the movie script for a planned P.T. adaption, and for the first time ever we’re sharing this with you.
The Haunting of P.T. House
FADE IN:
EXT. A SPOOKY HOUSE, THE PRESENT
The camera pans up on a house, it’s definitely spooky. We can barely see through the windows but something flickers behind them. A sign in front of the house reads ‘P.T.’. Creepy music plays and the camera moves towards the house and we:
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. A BASEMENT
A haggard, nude man lies on the floor. The creepy music stops and:
VOICE OVER
That’s me. Silas Hills. I don’t know how I got in this situation
but let me tell you, I’m unhappy about it. This is one hell of a
creepy, spooky house. And I want out.
The camera spins around and we see a door.
VOICE OVER
I’m going to go through the door using my legs as transport
SILAS HILLS gets up off the floor, opens the door, and the camera pushes through the empty doorway:
CUT TO:
INT. CORRIDOR, A NICE HOUSE
CAPTION: THE SPOOKY HOUSE, TEN YEARS AGO
A young woman is happily dancing down the corridor in the spooky house (before it got spooky).
SILAS HILLS
That’s Patricia Thompson, she’s a happy young woman.
She won’t be happy forever though, because the house
is about to get really haunted and spooky.
PATRICIA THOMPSON
Oh la! Oh lee! Oh happy days, I’m so happy! This house is
brilliant and I love it a lot! I hope nothing bad ever happens!
The house shakes and shudders, a fridge falls from the ceiling as the upstairs kitchen crashes through the floor, flattening PATRICIA THOMPSON.
PATRICIA THOMPSON
Well this is a bugger.
The camera turns and pushes through the main house doors and we
CUT TO:
INT. CORRIDOR, THE SPOOKY HOUSE
CAPTION: THE SPOOKY HOUSE, TODAY
SILAS HILLS is walking down the corridor, still naked, and the house is real spooky now.
SILAS HILLS
I feel like I’ve walked these corridors a thousand times.
It never changes, except maybe it does, sometimes.
But all I know is, I have to find my way out of the spooky house.
SILAS HILLS walks down the corridor, a baby is heard crying from a bathroom door.
SILAS HILLS
Opening this door seems stupid, but it’s the only door that’s
open at this stage of the movie.
SILAS HILLS reaches out and opens the door. The camera pans into the empty space and we:
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. BATHROOM, THE SPOOKY HOUSE
THE BABY is yelling in a basin.
THE BABY
Waaaaaah
SILAS HILLS
Nope, this is fucking weird.
SILAS HILLS leaves the bathroom. The camera pans to the door and we:
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. CORRIDOR, THE SPOOKY HOUSE
A GHOST is creeping along the creepy corridor, SILAS HILLS is examining a picture that says ‘X’ on it.
THE GHOST
WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA
SILAS HILLS
Agh! A ghost! In this, a creepy house.
THE GHOST
That’s right, and you’ll never leave the creepy house!
Not even if you have a flashback and find out how I got here
and how to stop me!
The camera pans through another door and we:
CUT TO:
INT. CORRIDOR, A NICE HOUSE WITH A BLOODY FRIDGE IN THE FOYER
PATRICIA THOMPSON’s corpse is smushed under the bloody fridge. The door of the fridge creaks open and THE GHOST walks out.
THE GHOST
Oh heck I’m a ghost now, and my corpse is inside this fridge.
Just like my corpse, I’ll make sure anyone who enters
this newly haunted house will never be able to leave!
THE BABY
WAAAAAAAH
THE GHOST
Also there’s a baby here for some reason.
The camera pans over to the fridge door and we:
CUT TO
INT. CORRIDOR, THE SPOOKY HOUSE
SILAS HILLS wakes up from his fugue state and glares at THE GHOST.
SILAS HILLS
A-ha, that’s it! You’re locked inside the fridge, so I’m locked inside the house.
To get out of the house, I’ve got to get you out of the fridge!
SILAS HILLS runs over to the bloody fridge which is still lying in the middle of the house’s foyer, which he’s been ignoring for the entire time he’s been in the house.
As he tries to pull the door open, THE GHOST emerges from the fridge, scary tears pouring down her face.
THE GHOST
No! Please don’t, I’m sorry, I’ll let you go.
It turns out I like the fridge, it’s like a small house
inside this big house. Please don’t let me out.
SILAS HILLS
Don’t worry, I’ll let you be. Just let me leave
The big doors to the house creak open and SILAS HILLS starts walking to the door.
THE GHOST
Just please, don’t tell anyone about me.
SILAS HILLS
I won’t. There’s a reason they call me Silent Hills.
SILAS HILLS walks off into the dark of the night still in the nude. The credits start scrolling up the screen as ALL STAR by SMASH MOUTH starts playing
The credits end and we:
CUT TO:
INT. A BASEMENT
SILAS HILLS is lying on the cold stone floor
SILAS HILLS
Bollocks.
fin
