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Postal 2: Paradise Lost
Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Postal 2: Paradise Lost
Ten years after his Apocalypse Weekend escapades, The Postal Dude finally returns!
Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuing the saga of the POSTAL series. Join the Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. Not all is at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and its citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction. Dare to enter the varied Zones as you cross the Arid Desert, trek through the dense Rainy Foliage, freeze your nuts off in the Nuclear Winter, and roam under the Ashen Skies. Meet the many mysterious factions comprised of the towering, the miniature, the zombified, and everything in between and use your radiant people skills to attempt to ally yourself with their enigmatic leaders, ranging from former child stars to terrifying demonic udder-wielding beasts! Fierce Lawmen, crazed Bandits, deranged Doomsday Survivalists, and a phallic child's toy mascot await. Do whatever it takes to survive! Wait in lines! Use vending machines! Buy toilet paper! Journey to where it all began to rescue your loyal companion!
Prepare to delve into the post-apocalyptic world of Paradise Lost!
Postal 2 is exactly what your parents and elders think about how an average video game would look like. It's that kind of game that lets you use a pimp suit while walking in the street peeing on random people without any preoccupation. An open sandbox full of lots of hours of twisted fun, in my opinion it's a game that everyone should try. It's a bit old but you'll get an original storyline, mod support (let the nightmare continue), a high amount of weapons and NPCs to make your personal hell, what else can you expect from this game? Now, about Paradise Lost. THIS is how you do an expansion pack. This is an expansion pack in the way expansion packs used to be. Paradise Lost takes what made the base Postal 2 so great and builds on it, with hours of new content and decent amout of new weapons and items. The revolver, where you can paint multiple targets to quickly headshot them, and a dual-wielding powerup (in the form of a soda/energy drink) are probably my favorite new items. PL retains the dark, gross humor of the P2, but it's updated to be relevant, too. I think it's also amazing that this DLC came out over ten years after the base game did, and this is done well. However, I would have liked it if the boss battles were a little easier, with the bosses having a little less health. When it comes to expansion DLCs, this is one of the very best. If you liked Postal 2, get this.
POSTAL 2 is one of the greatest and best indie games of all time. It is fun to play, charming in its jokes and humor, and has really cool weapons and missions. The new Paradise Lost DLC is more of the same great stuff, new campaign and a big expansion pack gives tons of more fun and enjoyement. There is a cool nuclear disaster story and new weapons as well. Overall, a great pack, a must buy for someone who does not own POSTAL 2 yet. 9/10.
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