Little Nightmares: Thoughts From Beginning To End

WARNING SPOILERS

I played Little Nightmares and it was so endearing, creepy and wonderfully addictive that I have voiced my inner monologue whilst playing through the game. For all those gamers out there that do the same, this is for you!

This is a commentary from beginning to the end of the game, so to avoid any spoilers and being completely confused, this blog isn’t for you. This blog about five reasons why you should just play the game, might be though.

Oh okay, no tutorials, pfft who needs them

Yes, I do need to keep hold of the grip otherwise I will fall to my death

Oh hey sluggy, you’re cute

AGHHHHHHH

This game is so creepy and beautiful

What the hell am I doing?

Yesssssssss a lamp

Run from the naughty burny eye

Just keep climbing climbing climbing

What is that?

WHAT IS THAT?

Har har, you can’t reach me peasant

1 HOUR LATER…

I’m great at puzzles

What am I supposed to do?

*Pushing a slab of meat* – is this human?

Six is the only thing I care about, ever

Hey, what time is it, I feel tired, I do have work tomorrow…

But, I do need to make sure Six is safe and escape The Maw

3 HOURS LATER…

Has he seen me? Is he following me?

Where is the fucking key for fuck sake

I will hide here till the end of eternity

Who knew this would turn into the bath scene in Spirited Away?

Everyone is hungry.

I am hungry, what time is it?

Run little girl

INAUDIBLE WORDS OF CRYING SCREAMS

That was the best scene in any video game ever

I need a moment after that, ooooo a collectible

I’m doing great video gaming

Hmmm, there’s a severe lack of mirrors

Yup, cool, mannequins everywhere, fucking everywhere, I see what they’re doing

Where did she go!! She was there before

I hate being stalked in video games, this is why I couldn’t play Resident Evil 7

I’m basically amazing at horror games now

4 HOURS LATER…

I don’t think I’ve blinked in over 30 minutes

These puzzles are quite straightforward, but would I be moaning if they weren’t?

Boss fight, bring it.

So, am I controlling this?

That was so good, I must tell everyone how good it was

I think Im ready for Resi 7 now, *goes to Green Man Gaming to check prices* – woah, that’s cheap!

Oh shit, is that the time, better get ready for work.

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