Welcome to ChromaLabs↤’•ᵂᵉˡᶜome BACKᵗᵒ ᶜʰʳᵒᵐᵃᵀᵉᶜ░𝐻𝑜𝓌𝒹𝓎!░You wondrous little creature. Don't 𝓦𝓞ℛℛႸ!░ ░ Everything ↤░↤\𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 ░•Ɨ𝓉'ˢ absolutely↤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕝𝕪•░░░ SAFE ↤ ░░🅻🅸🅴🆂!░ 𝔫ｏŤ 𝐬ⒶＦε is normal. The uni░IT⅃UM↤verse ░is░𝔂Ø𝔲尺 ˢάғ𝔢𝓣𝐘↤ NOT AT RISK ░ᴚƎ⅁N∀ᗡ NI ↤.
Welcome to ChromaTec
Here at ChromaTec, colors are magnets! Well, not exactly. Magnetoid Chromatism — a physical property of the pandimensional realm — is a bit more complex than that. In layperson’s terms: Walls attract objects of the same color. All kinds of objects! Like large boxes. Or small boxes. Or large crates. Or super-safe, friendly, decidedly non-murderous WorkerDroids*. (list not exhaustive)
*WorkerDroids may be less non-murderous than previously implied.
Use your refined painting- and color-mixing skills to voluntarily solve intricate puzzles on the ChromaTec Testing Track for ChromaGun Research Purposes, Mark II — aka ChromaGun 2. Please note the following are NOT valid reasons for non-participation:
- Not having participated in the Testing Track Mark 1
(i.e. ChromaGun 1; No prior knowledge necessary) - Color-blindness
(A color blind accessibility mode is available at no extra charge) - Fear of birds (except chickens)
- Fear of magnets (They’re colors, not magnets)
- Fear of being involuntarily forced to perform tests on an experimental color-based firearm (this will never happen)
ChromaTec wants you to know that there is a compulsory awareness of the following informative disclaimer:
Not solving tests as instructed is not advised.
Breaking the ChromaGun is not ADv↤ised.
Activating a 𝕡ⓞRTal to a parallel ALTERNATEʀᴇᴀʟ_ɪᴛʏUNI°VERSE ·.·IS NoT adv░𝓘𝓢𝓔𝓓↤..•
Welcome to ChromaLabs
ChromaLabs is the universe’s foremost, and ONLY manufacturer of the patented ChromaGun. Our world-class engineers are all █████████████ free ███████████████ and █████████████████ motivated ███████████ to ████████████████████████ ensure that our testing grounds meet the following criteria:
- Tests are unbreakable: No constant restarting of test chambers necessary
- Removable paint: Painting and mixing is fine, but undoing it is even better.
- Three dimensions: Where other test chambers are merely 2D in nature, ours are not.
- Advanced puzzles: Physics puzzles, advanced paint ↤mechanics, ¤and_even •░ᵗŴⓄ 𝔲𝐍𝐈𝔳𝔢Ř𝓢ｅ𝓈░pɐɥ ǝuO░𝐼 𝓬𝐚ภｎ𝐨t Ⓔ𝓍ι𝔰t𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 un⅁ɐɯoɹɥƆ ░𝒶 𝒷𝒶𝒹 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉¿¿sıɥʇ Į𝐧 𝐓ｈＥ Ş𝐀๓𝒆 𝕣𝑒𝓪𝕝ᎥţЎ ɟo ░ǝuou
We hope you enjoy your (░𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙘•α∂νєηтυяє】 brief 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝒶𝓃𝓉 participation in the 𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕪 Testing Track.
See you on the other side.
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