It’s happening! Our Winter Sale has begun!
But what does that mean?
Well it means cheap games, for you, the person who loves games. You do love games right? I mean if you’re here and you don’t love games…I’ll have to check your credentials. We don’t want any non-game-lovers getting by into the Winter Sale Zone.
OK, you can pass.
The Winter Sale offers up to 90% off big games, little games, hidden gems, million sellers, and much more. You can even get an extra 17% off select titles by using the code GMG17 when checking out. Some restrictions apply to the voucher so if it doesn’t work on everything that’s totally normal.
But enough about that, what about the games? What’s good in the sale? Here’s some of our picks.
The climbiest, the jumpiest, the sneakiest, the Egyptiest, the cattiest, the cameliest, the desertest Assassin’s Creed yet. And it’s also a cracking return to form for the series, so it’s well worth a look at that price!
It’s not just about wangs, there’s also a survival game that’s Conan inspired behind them. Look past the wangs and enjoy a game about picking up heavy rocks and smashing them onto the craniums of newly spawned fellow players. Joy.
Get the game everyone has an opinion about for a whopping 40% off, and you too can get your own opinion! Don’t rely on the terrible opinions online, you can make your OWN online opinion!
If you’ve ever smashed toys together or watched an Avengers film, then you’ll be right at home in this ‘what if Superman beat up Aquaman’ game. Featuring the best cutscene facial animations since…well…live action.
Buy the game everyone is describing as ‘really great’ and ‘no you don’t have to buy anything to complete the game’, for a huge 42% off. You get to ride drakaes and kill balrogs, and anything that lets you do that HAS to be good, right?
Look if you like South Park, you should be buying this. It’s contentious so if you’re not fussed about South Park give it a miss, but if you love South Park, this is the game for you. It’s South Park. Do you get the message?
Save Bolivia from drug cartels, and also NOW you can get chased down in the forests by an invisible apex predator who wants your blood. Who DOESN’T want that?
There’s loads more on the sale and that’s just some of the picks we’ve got for it, so check it out. Check it out now!
Check it out.
Check it out.
You might as well.
What else are you going to do today.
Go on, check it out.
Press the link.
Go to the sale.
Buy a game.
Buy two games.
Don’t buy three, that’s greedy.
I’m joking, buy three games.