Green Man Gaming’s Black Friday sale is underway and games are selling like HOT CAKES.
Well, like hot games.
Well, like games.
But we’re seeing some surprises selling better than others right now, so here’s what’s selling best in our store and my theories as to why they’re appealing to you, and why you should pick them up! (Apart from them being dirt cheap, that is).
Destiny 2 -40%
Obviously you’re all tired of Earth so you’re off to space, to battle some space dudes. That’s fine, if you don’t like it here anymore it’s time to head off where there’s no tiring politics, only space politics.
Mafia III -60%
This is the second top best seller for us in the sale and erm. Well, you all seemed to hate it when it came out so why are you buying it now. What’s the deal. Answer me. ANSWER ME.
Skyrim Special Edition -50%
PUNCH A DRAGON FOR LESS
Civilization VI -50%
GET KILLED BY GHANDI FOR LESS
Mad Max -66%
The best driving-and-firing-harpoons-simulator ever
XCOM 2 -67%
Make your friends in excruciating detail, then watch them get horribly mutilated by aliens, the videogame.
Bioshock: The Collection -67%
There’s always time to cower in a hallway while Big Daddies patrol about.
No Man’s Sky -60%
They’ve updated this game a LOT so maybe the message is getting out at last, get it, go to space, have a nice time.
Hotline Miami Pack -65%
Maybe the message is getting out, do you like to hurt people?
DOOM -50%
BLAM RUN BLAM RUN KILL MUSH BLAM DAEMONS OH NOOOOOOOOOOO repeat x666 times. (It’s great)
Stellaris -60%
Meet aliens then SUBJUGATE THEM HORRIBLY HA HA HA HA HA
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege -50%
Team up with your friends and watch as they all die and you’re the only one left and it’s 4v1 and oh god run hide.
Fallout 4 -50%
WHERES MY SON??????????? oh cool some ruins I’ll go look at them.
Rocket League -50%
Fly a car into space and then score goals, except without the space bit.
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor -60%
Meet a host of friendly orcs and enslave them all in your bid to become the new dark lord of Mordor.
Killing Floor 2 -50%
Kill zombies, with chums! Part 2.
Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited -50%
Go to Tamriel with all your pals and meet some ghost chums along the way.
Cities: Skylines -75%
Build the perfect city, then find out you didn’t account for the amount of garbage they’d produce and watch as the city crumbles before your very eyes.
Life is Strange -75%
A hella good game.
This War of Mine -80%
War is hella.
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel -70%
See what the world was like back when Handsome Jack was just Handsome.
Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition -85%
The best-driving-about-punching-people simulator ever made.
Metro Last Light Redux -75%
Slightly less gloomy Russian underground rail simulator.
Metro 2033 Redux -75%
Slightly more gloomy Russian underground rail simulator.
Saints Row IV -75%
Who knows what even happens here but I made out with a robot so A++
Wolfenstein: The New Order -50%
Not the new one nor the middle one but the old one, but not that old one, the old new one.
Civilization V -75%
MORE GHANDI FIGHTING.
Insurgency -85%
Imagine Counter-Strike, but more brutal.
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag – Who knows, it’s out of stock
Well it’s the best pirate game ever made so of course you bought it, you bought it so much I can’t even see it on the store anymore. Well done all.
Borderlands 2 -78%
Back when Hack was just Handsome Jack.
Europa Universalis IV -75%
Time to kill a lot of Europeans for FUN and PROFIT.
Crusader Kings II -75%
Kill your wife, marry a horse, have beautiful horse kids, rule England.
Mount & Blade – Warband -66%
Buy this game, even if it’s only for the amazing ‘quest complete’ noise.
Killing Floor -75%
Kill zombies with pals, part 1.
So that’s the bestsellers and why I think they’re selling well or why you should get them. So go get them. Buy games. Buy games. Buy games. Buy games. Boss can I stop saying this now? Buy games.
