The Lowdown – Stellaris: Utopia

Stellaris is a fantastic 4X space game from masters of strategy Paradox Studios. As someone who hasn’t delved too far past the likes of Civilization, even I was able to pick it up within the space of one game, and have been nurturing galactic empires from their humble beginnings quite a lot. The tentpole expansion pack Utopia is also out now, and I’ve been finding out what’s so great about it.

TL:DR Quite a lot.

Ascension Perks

On your tradition window, you can unlock different perks based on how you’re running your empire – diplomacy, domination, economy. But now, Utopia is introducing Ascension Perks. After unlocking a certain amount of tradition perks, you’ll unlock the ability to pick one way in which your empire and its population can ascend itself. They can become cyborgs, psychics, and other empire-wide changes that massively affect all parts of the game.

Hive Minds

Hive minds! A sci-fi staple, hive minds are now a choice in Utopia. All your population are now drones and have no will or feeling of their own, and also have no ethics. This is a great way to avoid any political machinations and just get down to the business of progressing your empire the way you see fit. There are other different types of government too, like ones that contain multiple-species (United Federation of Planets anyone?) or ones that just shun all diplomacy.

Mega-structures

There are a few different types of new stations that you can build, that will cost lots and lots of minerals, and take years to build. However, they are mega, and they provide many great benefits that you can’t get from even the best colony planets. Some provide places for people to live with no drawbacks (so 100% habitation), and produce a lot of science and research. Others, like the Dyson Sphere, harness the energy of a star, providing huge amounts of energy, but making all planets in the system uninhabitable. And if you’re really good, and have the Master Builder perk, you can attempt the Ringworld, which counts as 4 planets and takes a whopping 60 years to build.

Indoctrination Stations

In normal Stellaris you could set up Observation stations to keep an eye on pre-FTL civilisations, and maybe one day get them to join your empire. Now though, you can be much more active in the future of these little guys. Building an indoctrination station will kick off the new indoctrination mechanic, allowing you to bring them to a state of higher being and enlightenment, or more likely, annexation and using them to support your own vast empire. Hey, if you want to run a galactic protection racket, then be our guest.

Rights (or Lack Thereof)

In Utopia you can now set the status of various races under your empire. That’s right, the class system can be implemented, but in a much more sci-fi way. You can have your full citizens, as well as residents, a caste system, slaves and undesirables. You can install a military service, or even turn slaves into military thralls to force them to fight. What else can you do with slaves? Force them to work on your production to increase food and mineral output, allow your citizens to buy them to increase their happiness, or even process them into food. Yep, you can eat your own slaves.

Have you been playing Stellaris and thinking about picking up Utopia? Which part sounds the most interesting to you? If you don’t have it, Stellaris is in our summer sale now!

Dishonored 2: Emily Vs Corvo – Who Is The Best Character?

Who is better, Corvo or Emily? Here at Green Man Gaming the same question has been plaguing our minds for quite some time now. So we have decided to do a blog post with a difference! We are going to let you, the community, decide on who is the better protagonist.

Below you will find a detailed synopsis of each character, from story background to information about each of their abilities. Then next week we will let you, the community decide who is the better protagonist.

Without further a-do here is a break down for each character.

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Corvo Attano

The main protagonist from the first Dishonored game is back! Before the events of Dishonored 1, Corvo was a Lord Protector to Empress Jessamine Kaldwin. He was stripped of this honour when he was framed for the Empress’ murder by the usurper Lord Regent Hiram Burrows. The Empress’ daughter, Emily is kidnapped and Corvo must clear his name and rescue her. On his quest he was given the ‘Mark of the outsider’ which gave him access to some unique magical abilities.

15 years after rescuing Emily (who we discover is actually his daughter) and defeating the Lord Regent, Corvo’s name has been cleared and he has been reinstated as Lord Protector to the new Empress, Emily Kaldwin. A new threat has reared it’s ugly head and threatens the new Empress’ reign, so it is up to Emily and Corvo to travel to the city of Karnaca to confront this new threat once and for all.

Corvo’s powers are a mixture of offensive and defensive skills that can work in both stealth and combat situations. His power are listed below:

Blink

Blink has been dubbed as Corvo’s teleportation move, and allows him to travel small distances within a ‘Blink’ of an eye. This is great power that really comes in handy when moving in the shadows and moving from one hiding spot to another. Blink is also great in combat situations as you can move from one enemy to another, it even works through glass. Okay so the glass breaks as you Blink though it but that in itself can be used as a great distraction.

Bend Time

This power pretty much does what it says on the tin. At first Bend Time only allows you to slow down time, once you have ranked the power up however you will be able to stop time completely. As you can imagine, this power is very handy for stealth missions. It can also be used to take out multiple enemies in combat and to dodge projectiles.

Dark Vision

The only power that both Corvo and Emily share, Dark Vision primarily lets the player see creatures and item through walls. It also helps in stealth scenarios  as the power can visually alert the player to any sounds they are making. In Dishonored 2 this power has been upgraded slightly, sending out 3 pulses which are split 8 seconds apart as apposed to one big pulse in the first game.

Devouring Swarm

Possibly one of Corvo’s most iconic powers. Devouring Swarm summons a plague of rats to either attack unsuspecting enemies or devour already defeated enemies, consuming their bodies without a trace.

Possession

Possibly one of Corvo’s most powerful tools in his arsenal, Possession lets Corvo possess animals and once it is ranked up he is able to possess humans. Different possessions give Corvo different options for both stealth and infiltration. For example if you posses a rat you can roam around relatively unseen through grates and along floors. If you possess a hound you will be able to move faster than usual. Possession can also be chained between creatures meaning you will be able to jump from creature to creature if you desire. Possession is a really handy power for Corvo and something every wannabe assassin needs.

Windblast

This is a pretty handy power as this enables Corvo to fire a burst of energy which can blow enemies backwards. This power is increasingly handy should your target be standing on the edge of a building or in front of anything particularly hazardous. The power can also be used to remove obstacles and even shatter doors.

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Emily Kaldwin

Now 15 years older than she was in Dishonored 1 Emily has grown up to be a very skilled swordsman and marksman with perfectly honed stealth and assassin techniques (thanks to Corvo’s training). She has also been bestowed with the mark of the Outsider which gives her access to some brand new magical techniques and skills which did not feature in the previous game.

Like Corvo, Emily’s powers are a mixture of defensive and offensive techniques that can be used in both stealth and combat situations, her powers are listed below.

Far Reach

Similar to Corvo’s ‘Blink’ ability, Far Reach allows Emily to transverse her surroundings at speed. Unlink ‘Blink’ however, the power needs to grab hold of something in for the player to be pulled towards it. This also helps Emily get to hard to reach places such as ledges. You can also sue Far Reach to pull enemies closer to you in order to nail those awesome sword executions.

Dark Vision

The only true power that both Emily and Corvo share. This power is exactly the same as Corvo’s and really handy for navigation.

Mesmerize

Possibly the ultimate distraction technique, Mesmerise tares open the fabric of space and time in front of it’s target and presents them with an image so powerful it renders them immobile. This power can ensnare up to 2 targets at a time. Be carful of your surroundings however, as other guards will notice something is up if they notice their colleagues are acting strangely.

Domino

Domino allows the Emily to link multiple enemies together. Once your enemies are linked then whatever happen to the first victim will happen to all other linked enemies. For example if you were to link three enemies with Domino and then shoot the first guard with a sleep dart, then the effects will link to the other 2 enemies. This power lets the player be pretty inventive with their kills so have fun with it.

Shadow Walk

Emily morphs into a shadow and has the ability to move at lightening speed across the floor. Much like when Corvo possesses a Rat she will be able to navigate through grates. She also has the opportunity to assassinate 1 enemy before she morphs back into her physical form.

Doppelganger

This power allows Emily to clone herself and switch her consciousness between each clone. This is a great distraction technique which will always keep your enemies guessing. Emily can also use Domino on her clone and link it to any unsuspecting enemies.

So who do you think is the better character in Dishonored 2? Keep an eye out on Green Man Gaming’s social networks as we will be letting the community decide in the run up to the games release.

UPDATED Civilization VI: VI Months In

Civilization VI is getting a new DLC called Nubia. Nubia’s unit is called the Pitati Archer and is stronger and faster than your average Archer, making long range targets your strategy. Check out the update first look below!

Just like for previous iterations of the game, Firaxis have been releasing a steady stream of DLC and content. We’re here to tell you that now is a great time to jump in if you’ve been on the fence, or indeed have been sticking with Civilization V, lying in wait for VI take the crown of best Civilization game!

Here’s some reasons why we think you should try it out:

Improvements over Civilization V

Even in its vanilla (city-)state, Civilization VI has a plethora of features that make it worth picking up for any fan of the series. And if you’ve never played a game of Civilization before, well, take our word for it that these are some major improvements! Some of these include: Districts, turn your cities into customisable, specialised little mini-empires, Amenities, which has improved the ‘Happiness’ mechanic a hell of a lot and made it make sense, roads are now built automatically (thank God!), city-states now require more than just regular cash bribes to like you, and, this may be subjective but we really like the new art style. Look at that lovely fog of war.

Poland, Australia, Persia and Macedon Civs

Four new nations have been added since release and they add some fascinating new mechanics that haven’t been seen in a Civilization game before. Australia for example introduce ‘Outback stations’, a unlockable building that can be used to colonise desert tiles, previously deserted (ha) by other civilizations in the game. Poland on the other hand has an ability called ‘Golden Liberty’, making it scarily proficient in stealing territory from other Civs. Each comes with its own special units, leaders, buildings and bonus.

Vikings, Traders and Raiders! And other scenarios

Each new DLC has come with scenarios based off of the Civs that they are centred around. There is also a Vikings scenario pack, which has been praised from fans and new players alike. For those not in the know, scenarios are mini-campaigns that put you as a certain Civ, in a certain historical time, with one specific goal. In this instance, you are Harald Hadrada, the year is 787 AD, and your goal is to pillage the hell out of Western Europe. You have one hundred years to gather enough ‘victory points’ by doing Viking-flavoured activities, including founding Vinland (Canada). For those of us who find a standard game of Civ sometimes too sprawling or time-consuming, these bite-sized chunks of content fit the bill perfectly.

The ‘Spring 2017’ Update

Following the Winter Update that included some of the above content, Firaxis have now released their ‘Spring 2017’ update, which includes numerous bug fixes, AI tuning, balance changes and, importantly, more content. The aforementioned Persia and Macedon Civs are included, as well as more to come. You can be assured that although an official expansion may be months off, Civilization VI will continue to be improved and added to on a very frequent basis.

Support for Steam Workshop

One of the best features of previous Civilization games was their mod scene. Did you want to play a skirmish across The Seven Kingdoms, Middle-Earth, or Tamriel? How about playing as Civilizations such as the Geth from Mass Effect, or the Glorious PC Master Race? All these things and more were possible, and now they will be again in Civilization VI. All these will no doubt make a return on the new version of the game, as well as many mods that improve the UI and endlessly smooth the running of your empire.

Thats our five (V) reasons why we think Civilization VI is worth picking up right now. Do you agree with us? How do you find the game now compared to at release?

Why It’s Time To Revisit…Euro Truck Simulator 2

The world’s a bit of a mess right now.

There’s just so much right now, so much of everything. You can’t turn on the tv without being assaulted by the muchness. The world has gone insane and there’s no respite, it follows you everywhere reminding you that like I said before, the world is in a bit of a state right now.

Except maybe, for the bits involving Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Alright So What Is It?

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It’s the sequel to Euro Truck Simulator, you dunce.

OK fine, it’s a fair question.

It’s a game where you play a haunted truck, cursed by the dark lord Scania to haul items across Europe for eternity, or at least until you earn enough money to coalesce yourself back into human form and retire.

Maybe that’s not the entire story, I have to be honest I didn’t read the first few Euro Truck Simulator novels, but anyway you’re definitely in charge of a lorry, and you scoot about delivering things.

It’s a simulator, you drive a truck, it’s set in Europe.

OK Why Should I Care?

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Because it’s great!

Why Is It Great Though?

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Imagine the scene. You’ve had a rough day, your boss is off sick so all the work’s fallen to you, the roads were jam-packed with cars and it’s taken you longer than ever to get home.

You’ve made yourself tea and you’re ready to play a game, but what? Do you jump in and shoot a load of things? Nah you might get stressed. Do you commit yourself to a lengthy RPG session? Nah too much like work. Do you play League of Legends? Nah you’ve no desire to be insulted by children.

Then you have it, why not start up Euro Truck Simulator 2 and have the most wonderful and relaxing time in the world.

So it’s Relaxing?

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Yeah it’s incredibly relaxing. OK parking isn’t and you might need a little while to get your head around the controls.

But once you do, wow, you’re in for a good time. One of the amazing things it does is you can tune your in-game radio to local radio stations, so you’re there, cruising along at the speed limit in the Netherlands, listening to the burbles of local radio, not understanding anything but that doesn’t matter, you’re there, you feel like you’re actually there. You might need to add them as streams, or as a mod, but you can do it and it adds so much to the game.

It’s like having a holiday without leaving your house.

Alright, That Sounds OK. But Is That All There Is To It?

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There’s a proper game loop too, you do contracts to earn money by delivering cargo, then you spend your money on new lorries, new routes, the ability to deliver to new cities. Eventually you might even own your own little empire, employing many other lorry drivers. BE EDDIE STOBART basically, and who doesn’t want to be Eddie Stobart?

Shut up everyone who doesn’t want to be Eddie Stobart.

So Why Should I Check It Out Now?

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Because it only gets better with time, because the world is C H A O S and you need a refuge now more than ever, because there’s loads of DLC and expansions for it, because well…because it’s brilliant!

*sigh* OK Go On, Do The Advert Then

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Did you know you can get Euro Truck Simulator 2 at an amazing price on Green Man Gaming Dot Com? It’s true! Just check it out in our sale, it’s right here for an brilliant price right now!

I Feel Dirty

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Me too.

Medieval Survival Game The Black Death Gets Relics Update

The Black Death is a survival, medieval life simulator, exploring the time of the plague and the impact and destruction across Western Europe. The game from Small Impact is currently in Early Access In this update players will now be able to explore more areas and encounter new items in the world of Mercia.

The ‘Relics’ are unique items that appear on a server in a random location, and are limited to one per server. Players are told whenever they are near the unique item – even if someone else has already picked it up and is walking around the world…

To enhance the exploration of the world, new areas have been added to the game that are filled with bandits, raiders, and plague. These areas provide the toughest challenges the game has seen yet, and players that dare face these new areas are bound to be rewarded with great gear.

Updates

An all new combat system has been introduced, following fan feedback from the old system. Swings are more accurate, hands and arms can be removed from the body completely, and new animations have been introduced to support this.

“We had experimented with our combat system in the past, changing our old system to make it more streamlined. However, for the ‘Relics’ update, we overhauled combat from scratch. We now have a combat system that feels great to play, looks great to watch, and serves as a foundation for improving the combat further,” said Peter Harries, Producer at Small Impact.

The Black Death provides the following Early Access features,

  • Rich profession based role playing combined with medieval era survival.
  • A huge open world (8km2) based in 14th century western Europe. Explore thriving castles, bandit camps, busy ports and abandoned mines
  • Unique medieval professions to unlock, each with a rich skill tree and their own way of surviving.
  • A living world with hundreds of NPC’s and day / night cycle. Trade with merchants, hunt animals, talk to townsfolk and fight bandits.
  • Over 300 in game items. Craft over 40 different weapon and armour pieces, using medieval tools and utilities.
  • Buy and upgrade properties – and protect it from other opportunistic players…
  • Large scale multiplayer, with up to 50 players per server

Best and Worst Moments in XCOM 2

XCOM 2 is a game of ups and downs. But that’s the same as every game in existence, I hear you shout. Well, not quite like XCOM. Its a constant balancing act, the player must engage tactically and strategically with every aspect of the game to try and get the best outcome. But because a lot of the content is randomised and procedurally-generated, things can take extreme turns for the worst…or for the better. Here’s our five ways in which XCOM 2 can make you fist-bump your bewildered household pet in triumph, or turn your bewildered household pet blue with your constant swearing. Disclaimer: no animals were harmed in the writing of this blog.

10% hits and 90% misses

Over a campaign of XCOM 2 you’ll order your soldiers to fire countless times at the oncoming alien menace. Meaning that statistically, you’ll miss a small amount of high-chance hits, and hit a small amount of low-chance hits. This logic does not seem reasonable in the heat of battle. Sometimes you are really counting on that 85-95% to just hit. Its practically guaranteed. Conversely you will rarely take 10% shots unless you’re really desperate, but when they hit, it feels amazing.

Overwatch

Putting your soldiers into overwatch position means they will fire on the next enemy that comes into their range. This is an excellent way to set up your team to do some free damage when you know the enemy will be wondering towards you, none the wiser. There is nothing more depressing then following the camera jumping from your captain to your major to your lieutenant, all in slow-motion, all firing, and all missing the one alien making a break for it. For Christ’s sake, Major John Luther. However, when your soldiers do their damn job and all hit their targets, you can take out multiple enemies without having to lift a single finger.

Wounded Soldiers

No doubt your soldiers will get wounded from time to time, its a natural occurance of their occupation. Until you get certain upgrades to your base though, recovery time can last up to three in-game weeks. Three weeks without your best soldier is a bother, that time without your best four? Game-breaking. In a bad way. If your mission goes bad and your A-team is out of action or worse, dead, you will not be feeling good. Resist the urge to uninstall.

Base Power Management

Your base, the Avenger ship, needs you to build power stations to power its various rooms, including comms, which are needed for establishing rebel bases, which give you money and coverage, that stops aliens from completing their Avatar project (if they do, you lose). So, power is quite important. It also takes time to mine out more space for new rooms. If you time all your base-building right, getting exactly the right amount of power, you can be very smug. If you completely forget power was a thing and have to wait for up to an in game month for more comms…you can’t.

 

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Getting ahead of the Aliens

Your level of technology is down to you, as you choose which research projects to complete first and in what order. This means that it is possible to rush for certain items such as plasma weaponry, stronger armour and gadgets that completely counter enemy types. You can therefore accelerate your squad’s strength ahead of the aliens being thrown at you. If its not your first play through you’ll know what enemies are coming up too so you’ll be ready. Beware though that this has a flip side, and that is being woefully underpowered for your current enemy level. This can happen if your best squad gets wiped out, so make sure you regularly bring a rookie along to get some training. Call him ‘Intern Bob’.

There are many more best and worst moments in XCOM 2, some I’ve probably never come across. What are yours?

XCOM 2 is now in our Summer Sale!

A Guide To Starting Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

We’ve played Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, and are here to give you some tips on how to get the best out of the game and how not to die over and over like I may have done. Read this and you could probably kick off on one of the harder difficulties from the get-go, and how impressive would that be?

Pay Attention

Wolfenstein II is a game that doesn’t skimp on the interesting details. The world-building is one of the biggest pulls. What would it be like if the Nazis won the war and conquered the United States? Walking through an American street you can see films glorifying the invasion, commanders drinking strawberry milkshakes in diners, and an armoured nazi soldier grilling two KKK members on their German pronunciation. Take a while to absorb these fascinating and sometimes funny details. Also be prepared to play interesting levels like being in a submarine stuck in a wheelchair, or that FPS staple: the train level.

Experiment with Weapons

Once you’ve learned all the German names of your guns (Maschinenpistole, Dieselkraftwerk), it’s time to start trying them out. You’ll pick up weapons quite quickly, and with the ability to duel wield different guns, you can’t just learn one or two. There’s your standard pistol, SMG, assault rifle, shotgun, grenade launcher and grenades, but each gun can be upgraded using upgrade points, and they will have various additions to make them more lethal. Some are quite functional like extra ammo in magazines, but some are very fun like ricochet bullets for shotguns, or allowing you to shoot three rounds at once. I took double shotguns with all the upgrades and I was one-shotting the elite enemies in the back, as the 6 shotgun rounds slammed into their weaker rocket fuel tanks, erupting them in fiery death.

Work on your Perks

Perks make a return after featuring in The New Order, and then more heavily in Old Blood. Perks are mini objectives that give you boosts and new abilities, that promote your style of play. So for example, the more stealth kills you get, the faster you can move whilst crouched. And when you get so many melee kills, you can start throwing knives. There are perks that increase your health, armour and speed. Not only will you get a nice boost of abilities just by playing the game a certain way, but it gives you fun little side-objectives to complete, so you’re not just sticking with your tried and tested method for the whole game.

Know Thy Enemy

The various nazi forces are mixed together throughout the levels, and will force you to change tactic and weapons on the fly. Since I didn’t have the chance to catch all the names of the enemies, I’ll use my own nicknames, but here’s some tips for dealing with them:

Normies

These are the bread and butter of the nazis. Moderately fast, armoured and armed, can be one-shotted with shotguns or blasted with about half a clip of the SMG.

Dogs

Shoot them before they jump on you, or if they get you, unleash hell on them before they tear your health down.

Robot Runners

Thin, extremely fast robots that zip around you firing deadly lasers. Miss too much and they’ll wear your armour down to nothing. Best way to take them out? Get up close and melee.

Big ‘Uns

The huge hulking mech-suit enemies can prove a problem, especially if they’ve seen you. If you’re using SMGs or shotguns, aim for the head and keep shooting. They’ll charge at you and knock you down, so be prepared for dodging to the side, and getting some free shots on their explosive canisters on their backs. They drop little bits of armour and a big ol’ laser gun too.

Sailors/Scientists

No armour. Open season.

Commanders

The commanders are hardly armoured at all and only carry a pistol, but they’re normally squirreled away behind their forces. Vitally if the alarm is raised killing the commanders is the only way to shut it off. They also drop Enigma codes which count towards a perk.

Further Tips and Tricks

There are some other mechanics that you may not be familiar with if you haven’t played a Wolfenstein title that may be good to know about. For example, when knocked on the ground from explosions or the Big ‘Uns, you can still shoot whilst prone, so you can take care of enemies swiftly before getting back up. Another tip, B.J has some robotic upgrades to his own body, so his movement speed and jump height is vastly improved. Use this to your advantage and dance around your enemies so you can get behind them. Melee can be very useful for staying stealthed, but also for taking out enemies that you have trouble shooting. Also when you’re in a melee animation, you can’t be shot, so it gives you a pause to quickly change tactics.

That’s my tips for getting started in Wolfenstein II. We’ve played the game so any questions go ahead and ask below!

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, The Only Upcoming FPS You’ll Need

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is 10/10 bonkers. It’s a gory feast at the dinner table of excellent dialogue, incredible characters and enemies which never get tiresome. We got the chance to get a hands on with the new Wolfenstein and it didn’t disappoint. And as someone who freaks out in the face of danger, this game is definitely a dangerous ride into the jaws of a nazi blood bath.

If you’re itching to play the new game, you can check our hands on with Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus. Where to start?

THE BEGINNING

I loved this part. You start off in a wheelchair, playing as of course, B.J Blazkowicz, our much loved hero! One of your pals hands you a gun and then you’re off along the corridors of a submarine. You’re messed up, probably half alive and there are stitches covering your body. Then, you run into your first baddy and it’s all go go go as you struggle to push yourself with one arm and prop up your gun with the other. The noise of the wheelchair chimes through the corridors, scratching your ears and it’s painful and I was wincing as I rattled around small rooms and maneuvered myself across moving conveyer belts.

It’s a great take off from the last game and if you didn’t play Wolfenstein: The New Order, then it’s still easy to jump into the game and understand that you’re a badass hero that has survived a deadly ordeal.

THE GUNS

They are beautiful specimens of machinery and the accuracy, the detail, the slight recoil and the instant regret when you choose the wrong gun for the situation is palpable through my fingertips. The guns are badass and duel wielding is not only easy to use, it’s beyond fun. Equip a pistol with upgraded silencer in the leftie, equip a loud blasting violent shotgun (seriously the best weapon) in the rightie and you’ll be winning.

There’s a lot of choice when it comes to weapons as well, but it’s important to not pick favourites as you’ll need ALL of them for different situations and you will run out of ammo quickly and be left with your least favourite – you’ll need to learn to love it.

Dual-wielding really makes this game and the shooting is incredibly satisfying. The shotgun is noisy and I found ammo scarce, so cherish this gun for the big boy bosses and super soldiers, there’s plenty of them.

THE STORY AND ENEMIES

Set in America this time round, in the demo we played, we were sent on a mission to take down the Oberkommando, by planting a nuclear explosive in the enemy’s secret hideout. The dialogue in this game is just 100% amazing, it’s authentic, realistic, funny and serious – it’s emotional. Which made this more than just fancy guns, it made me care. At the beginning of the mission, B.J is dressed as a Fireman and he is walking the streets of Roswell, off to meet his buddy at PaPa Joe’s Diner – excellent. As I wandered along the streets, shielding my face from passing guards, this scene really set up the whole mission for me. There’s a parade going on, celebrating the Nazis and it’s all decorated in these vibrant 50s pastels, mixed with the dark and oppressive swastikas.

The scene in the diner is beyond intense and I wanted to tear my eyes from the screen as a Nazi joyfully sipped his strawberry milkshake whilst scrutinising my credentials. It’s perfect.

Then, you get to go underground and shoot Nazis and it’s a relief from the first scene. I skirted through the underground tunnel, loving all my guns and ammo and feeling on top of the world. Until, I came up against my first super soldier and it’s all lasers and explosives and deaths and retries. Don’t get cocky, the speed at which B.J runs and the noise brimming from his machine gun makes you feel invincible, but you’re not, you’re really really not.

TIP: Melee the androids as they are too quick for gun fire

THE GAMEPLAY

It’s intense and mind-blowing. You have to be strategic and there’s so many things I just got wrong the first time round. You have to think about how to approach situations, it’s not ALL run and gun and you have to be prepared for when times are tough and you can’t blow through ammo like nothing can touch you. As you’re still slightly injured, you’re health will constantly drop to +100, even if you pick up +200 health, it will slowly deteriorate until you’re once again at +100. This is difficult and it feels punishing, but reiterates the point, that you are not invincible. Pick ups are the best and there’s plenty of shields laying around to help.

TIP: Melee crates as they contain ammo, health and all sorts of goodies

You’ll pick up grenades and ‘throwing axes’ which are extremely handy. These can be used to take down enemies stealthly or lob them at an unsuspecting victim. The grenades, I found, were best when rolled behind the super soldiers, as it blew up their weak spot, a giant tank on their back.

Weapon upgrades are so important, we started off with three of these and I used most of them to beef up my machine gun and silence my pistol, but it really helps tailor the way you like to play and believe me, you won’t get far without them.

TIP: Dual-wield with two different guns, so you’re prepared

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is really everything I want from an FPS…

  1. Great characters I care about
  2. An incredible setting that keeps me on my toes
  3. Missions that make sense and I can 100% get behind
  4. Guns that are easy and a blast to use
  5. Oh and there’s none of this looting body business, I can just enjoy the ride

Thinking of getting Wolfenstein II? Watch the first part of the video below…

The Best Augs in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

In Deus Ex: Mankind Divided you play Adam Jensen, a highly augmented Head of Security who treats his body like most of us treat our PCs, with regular and flashy upgrades! You’ll unlock augmentations (or Augs) throughout the game, but it can be tricky to know which ones are the most valuable or useful straight away, especially as some can have up to five levels of upgrading. If you want to know what we would recommend, read on.

Smart Vision, Glass-shield Cloaking

Mankind Divided is definitely a game that is designed to play stealthily. If you’re playing on anything above normal difficulty, it’s practically a requirement to keep out of sight. These Augs will help massively in that. Smart Vision allows you to see enemies through walls, and the last version of this even lets you see their cone of vision (and hidden items too). The Cloaking upgrade does exactly that, cloaks you invisibly. This Aug drains your power the faster you’re moving, so it’s more useful for short movements or hiding in plain sight. Beware though, if you don’t want your stealthy play through to turn into ‘Battery Power Management: The Game’, you may want to avoid this Aug and stick to normal hiding.

Hacking Capture, Remote Hacking

Hacking in Deus Ex is essential for getting into places where goodies are located. If you come across a locked door, chances are there is something on the other side worth taking. A lot of Augs are useful for getting to hidden or hard to reach areas, and hacking plays a large part in that. You can upgrade your hacking abilities to take on tougher security systems, as well as turrets and cameras, allowing you to turn a lot of obstacles into assets. Remote Hacking allows you to stay in your hiding spot and hack away to your heart’s content, avoiding all patrols. Speaking of hiding spots….

Cybernetic Leg Prosthesis, Optimised Musculature

If you want to find the best stealthy routes and places, you’re going to need Mario levels of agility and strength. Upgrading your legs will let you jump up into air vents and onto ledges, and giving your more muscle will mean large, haphazardly placed crates will pose no obstruction. If you want to find yet more nice stuff without going the hacking route, then upgrading your physical self is a must. Considering a hacking failure will lock you out the system anyway, it may be worth getting these Augs as back-up.

Icarus Landing, Icarus Dash

Sarif Industries decided to create Augs that would put a stop to an oh-so-common problem: For Adam Jensen and most other video game characters, fall damage is a much feared killer. With Icarus Landing, not only can Jensen survive ANY fall, but he’ll do so in a shiny, badass way that’ll take out enemies around him (preferably in slow motion). Icarus Dash on the other hand lets Adam ‘blink’ to areas, meaning you can move around silently and quickly, as well as reach some places you couldn’t before. Just ignore the fact these are named after some berk who fell to his death for trying to fly with feathers stuck together with leftover candle wax.

Inventory Space, Implanted Rebreather, Social Enhancer

These may not be the most flashy or cool or Robocop-worthy of the Augs, but they deserve a mention just for making life easier in Deus Ex. If you can’t really decide what to get, then these are almost always going to be useful. You can increase your Inventory Space, meaning you can carry more items (and more guns!), you can take the Rebreather which means poison gas doesn’t affect you at all, and the Social Enhancer gives you more options in dialogue which can lead to all kinds of benefits.

There’s our recommended Aug list, let us know if you agree or have one that we missed that you think is essential! You can get Deus Ex Mankind Divided in our Summer Sale now!

 

Why It’s Time To Revisit Fallout: New Vegas

If you’ve been on the internet at all over the last few years, you’ll have heard a rumbling in the distance. Every time the words ‘fall’ and ‘out’ come together, the rumbling coalesces into words. New Vegas they chant. Fallout: New Vegas. Fallout: New Vegas. FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS.

The sound becomes a cacophony, you can only hear the syllables echo through your head, FALLOUT NEW VEGAS the voices shriek, blood begins to pour from your ears, darkness comes from you. The last thing you hear before you fall to the ground is Fallout. Fallout: New Vegas.

So why does Fallout: New Vegas cause such passion amongst fans? Take a look at the reaction to our Fallout Games Ranked article, universally the response was ‘New Vegas should be top’.

Maybe you’ve played it but not touched it for a bit, or maybe you’ve never played it. Here’s why you should revisit Fallout: New Vegas, cos they’re right. It is brilliant.

It’s Been Patched

fallout new vegas bug

It’s no secret that Fallout: New Vegas was a bit…buggy on release. Enemies spawning inside rocks was common, quests were unfinishable, the game would crash occasionally, and the physics engine couldn’t quite cope with people being blown apart, Robocop style.

Thankfully since then we’ve had some patches which have improved the stability of the game no end. It’s in a much better condition than previously, and whilst yes, enemies still like to spawn inside rocks and attack you, most of the bugs that would actually interfere with your ability to play the game are gone.

That said, if you do come across bugs…

Mods Exist

new vegas mods

Modders love to mod, and Fallout: New Vegas has a billion mods that can turn the game into anything you fancy. Even at a basic level, there’s a few quality of life mods that are probably worth taking no matter what, such as the Unofficial New Vegas Patch, which fixes pretty much everything that Oblivion weren’t able to.

But if that’s not enough for you, why not update the textures? How about making the game more difficult and varied? How about more weather? More weapon mods? New missions?

Look basically, if you want a thing, there’ll be a mod for it.

With The World Right Now, It’s Appropriate

new vegas caesar

What are the Fallout games about? In general themes.

The first is about saving your people.

The second is about saving your people.

The third is about finding your dad.

The fourth is about finding your son.

New Vegas is about deciding which ideology you think should take a pivotal role in rebuilding the post-apocalyptic West USA.

This isn’t a politics blog but due to the range of values and ideologies present in New Vegas, there’s certainly parallels you can draw between the in-game fiction and the real world. Maybe the idea of a demagogue riding the wave of popularity using people’s worst tendencies strikes a nerve? Not that we have anything to say, of course. Wouldn’t dream of it.

The Soundtrack Just Gets Better and Better

new vegas radio

The New Vegas soundtrack lacks the jolliness and ‘funny’ songs that you get in Fallout 3 and 4…and it’s all the better for it. With the wide open deserts in front of you, a soundtrack full of cheer wouldn’t fit. Instead you get songs about Johnny Guitar, Sin, being Mad About the Boy, it’s soulful stuff and it hits hard, and as you get older it’ll just hit even more chords.

Well, there’s also spurs that jingle jangle jingle, but you need a little light with the dark.

The DLC Is Not Always Great But When It Is…Wow

new vegas big mt

I’ll be honest here, some of the DLC is troubled, especially when it comes to actual play. Honest Hearts is a bit simplistic, Lonesome Road is a corridor shooter, and Dead Money takes a turn into survival horror with a game engine that creaks around the edges.

But forget how they play. Lets talk themes.

Honest Hearts is all about pacifism and how to deal with a threat, it’s about dealing with your past and either running away from it or facing it.

Old World Blues is palate cleanser, it’s comedy in a wasteland that has little. It’s a laugh when you’ve been surrounded by guns and misery for hours. It’s needed. And also it’s about finding your place in a world that’s changed around you.

Lonesome Road is about providing a dark parallel to your own journey, about showing you the consequences of your actions, even when you didn’t think those actions had consequences.

It’s Dead Money that hit hardest for me. It’s about letting go. It’s about moving on. It’s about realising that you can’t have everything, and maybe having everything isn’t always the best. It’s about greed, and the follies of greed.

I’m going to link the ‘good’ ending of Dead Money here because it’s beautiful. SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED IT.

I er…I’m not crying. You’re crying. Shut up.

BRB Reinstalling

new vegas cd

New Vegas is a brilliant game and one that, despite some of the visuals, has aged incredibly well. It’s like a fine wine, it gets better all the time.

Also right now, it’s currently dead cheap in our summer sale. So maybe check it out if you haven’t, and if you have checked it out, maybe give it another go. The Mojave desert is waiting for you, courier.

 

5 Reasons Watch Dogs 2 Is Better Than The Original

Watch Dogs 2 was quietly a success, mostly overlooked because of the average-ness of its predecessor, it didn’t do enough to convince gamers that it was that much of an improvement, as well as coming out alongside some heavy hitters like FFXV, Dishonored 2 and Harvest Moon: Skytree Village. However, I’m here to tell you it’s the Watch Dogs game you deserve, and you definitely deserve to pick it up in a sale and give it a go.

The Setting

Watch Dogs 1 took place in Chicago, whereas the sequel has moved the game to shiny San Francisco. Not only is the topography more interesting in SF, but the city is well-known as the home of the tech industry, Silicon Valley lies just outside the city, and therefore fertile ground for a story and characters that revolve around being on the cutting edge of technology and a all-connected world. Nothing against Chicago, but it was quite grey and, as far as I’m aware, does not have a high number of tech giant HQs and campuses. San Fran is colourful, varied and has a permeable atmosphere that is the best ground for a Watch Dogs game.

The Characters

You play Marcus Holloway, and unlike Aiden Pierce, he has a personality and a dress sense. In fact you can buy new clothes like in GTA, so even if you don’t like the character you can change his look. But why wouldn’t you like Marcus? He’s witty and clever, he has a group of cool hacker friends and is just as likely to sneer and make a jab at that person taking endless selfies and pictures of their food as you are. Personally I like his style and his agile movements, he feels like a young criminal out to undermine the huge organisations that are totally taking over the world, man. The characters may be more larger-than-life than before, and that may turn people off, but let’s face it, would you prefer too much personality or too less?

The Story

As I’ve already mentioned, Watch Dogs 2 takes place in San Francisco amongst the fictitious tech giants that closely align to our own. Super corporation Nudle is their Google equivalent, and the game addresses several topics that concern us today like privacy, security and an always connected world, but fronted by an innocent, altruistic,  almost religious marketing. Even bugbears such as not being able to use a gadget because the new version has removed the port make an appearance, it feels like Watch Dogs 2 definitely knows it’s audience. Marcus is part of a hacking group called DeadSec, which is a more glamorous version of real-life hacker group Anonymous. They have cool branding, even cooler outfits and Marcus can put headphones on during missions to listen to music. Because what young person doesn’t wear their earbuds at every opportunity?

Hacking 2.0

The world of Watch Dogs first captured the imagination of the gaming industry when it promised a city that was entirely connected, and hackable from your character’s phone. Traffic lights could change, cameras could be switched off, even intercity trains could be controlled. What resulted was a lot of shoot-outs, car chases and admittedly cool melee takedowns, but hacking was seen as just too much effort. Now though, you can sit across the street from your objective and, using drones, hacked self-driving cars and other gadgets, you don’t even need to draw a gun. This fits the fantasy of being a master hacker. You don’t need anything apart from your phone and wits. You’re like the bad guys in Die Hard 4.0, scaring everyone shitless with your ‘e-bombs’.

Cool Tech

Like most Ubisoft games these days, drones are there in all their glory. I think the Tower Designer at Ubisoft was sacked and then brought back on with a fake moustache as Drone Designer. Either way, drones and more tech means that the hacking potential is so much higher than before, and Marcus controls a mini-army of robots and electronic systems to overcome his missions. It’s not just mission critical stuff either, Marcus can use his phone to call Uber-like taxis, create music playlists and snap selfies. Watch Dogs 2 has taken the premise of the first game and really ramped up the parts that should’ve made it stand out in the first place.

Have you played Watch Dogs 1 or 2? Do you agree that 2 was better? You can pick up Watch Dogs 2 in our Summer Sale right now.

Why It’s Time to Revisit XCOM 2

Let’s face it, nothing beats the feeling of sending your favourite squad out to complete a mission, take out some aliens and miss at point-blank range. It always happens. But with the expansion coming soon and The Long War mod out right now, there’s no better time than to start a new run of XCOM. Yay!

War of the Chosen

The major expansion is coming to XCOM at the end of August, so there’s enough time to finish up whatever game you may be playing, and get ready for a playthrough. If you haven’t bought the game yet, but you want to start off with the new content, you can buy it right now in our sale! War of the Chosen will add more content than any other XCOM expansion, with 3 new bad guys each with their own sect of soldiers, factions you can sway and recruit from, new soldier types, weapons, and levels, as well as a new type of mission that takes place in a zombie-infested map. Gunfire attracts the zombies, so it’s finally an opportunity to bring that 6-man melee squad you’ve been dreaming of.

The Long War

The Long War is a mod for XCOM that increases the difficulty, complexity, and content for the game. It gave the original XCOM bucket loads more replayability, making the game longer but also more customisable. The same people are back again for the sequel, and quickly added so much to the game that it could be a new sequel in itself…and yet it costs nothing! Adding in new weapons, modifications, character customisation, mission types, and coming complete with a suite of minor upgrades that people should really get to things like AI, UI, and skipping those annoying camera movements that make you watch your soldier for 3 days after he missed his shot. For God’s Sake Roboute you had one job.

Raving Rabbids

You may know that Nintendo are making an XCOM-esque game with Mario and Raving Rabbids. If you’re a fan of these franchises, then you’re going to be incredibly excited and want to get as much practice in as possible in XCOM….or, you’re not eight years old, and you want to play the proper version as it’s meant to be played with proper guns, story, cool abilities and difficulty. So whilst the world of gaming media is creating endless articles about “Actually, it’s really fun!!!!” you can be sure that you’re playing the proper title of this strategy genre, the one that started it all, and the one that every gamer actually cares about.

Are you picking up War for the Chosen? Is it going to convince you to play another run of XCOM 2?

Wolfenstein: The Evolution Of B.J. Blazkowicz

With the announcement of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus and the hype train slowly ramping up for Wolfenstein once again. We thought we would delve into the background of the series and protagonist B.J Blazkowicz. As you can imagine, Wolfenstein: The New Order was not his first outing, so here is how the character has evolved over the years.

Wolfenstein 3D

Back in the days of Wolfenstein 3D, Blazkowicz’s pixel count was a lot lower than what he is used to in this day and age of gaming. As Wolf 3D was the dawn of the first person shooter, most of Blazkowicz’s air time was devoted to his head, which featured at the bottom of the screen and acted as a visual health bar, getting sadder and bloodier the more health you lost.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Fast forward to 2001 and B.J. Blazkowicz has been given a PlayStation 2/Original Xbox era make over. Blazkowicz teams up with his best American agent buddy Agent One (maybe his birth name?) must escape castle Wolfenstein. Also battle through an oncoming horde of the undead, because it wouldn’t be Wolfenstein without some mad hatched Nazi plan. With the inclusion of a more thought out story and some pretty good looking graphics, B.J. Blazkowicz got a reasonable make over compared to his 1992 counterpart.

Wolfenstein RPG

In this iOS outing, B.J. Blazkowicz’s head has returned to the bottom of the screen. In a game which can only be described as a shiner Wolfenstein 3D. Blazkowicz has to escape ‘The Tower’ and then infiltrating Castle Wolfenstein to put a stop to the supernatural evil that the third reich is conjuring up. By this point you would think that Blazkowicz would be getting a sense of ‘Ground Hog Day’ the amount of times he has had to stop the Nazis and save the world. 

Wolfenstein

Released during the Xbox 360 and PS3 generation, Wolfenstein 2009 was a reboot of sorts that put Blazkowicz in an alternate timeline where the Nazi’s were tapping into a alternate dimension in order to harness its power to create some pretty awesome looking laser guns and anti gravity weapons. With it being the Xbox 360 and PS3 era the graphics looked pretty top notch with Blazkowicz himself looking pretty hi-rez. Those green lasers were pretty as well.

Wolfenstein: The New Order

As Wolfenstein didn’t do as well as the developers wanted, the series received another reboot in the form of Wolfenstein: The New Order. Now running on the IdTech 6 engine (it’s so pretty) Blazkowicz is looking the best he has ever been. What’s also quite cool is most of the game is set in an alternate 1960 where the Nazi’s won the war. There is also large fire breathing mechanical dogs known as Panzerhunds which are pretty awesome. The game also got a stand alone DLC called Wolfenstein: The Old Blood where Blazkowicz is tasked to infiltrate Castle Wolfenstein (would have been rude not to).

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

The sequel to The New Order, this game will carry on the story, yes that’s right a Wolfenstein game that isn’t a reboot or an alternate storyline. Huzzah! The game should be releasing on October 27th. You can also check out what bonkers things we saw in the trailer here.

So that is how B.J. Blazkowicz has evolved over the years, from a simple pixelated man to the Nazi killing power house you see today. Still kind of wish they carried over some of the weapons from Wolfenstein 2009 though, those were great.

Wolfenstein The New Order and Wolfenstein The Old Blood are both in our Summer Sale!

Top 5 Reasons to Play…Dragon’s Dogma

Dragon’s Dogma is a game that’s talked about in hushed tones, no shouting from the rooftops here, it’s just a whisper. Play Dragon’s Dogma people will whisper to you. You take a wrong turn in your home city and before you is graffiti saying ‘Dragon’s Dogma’. The Scrabble tiles fall on the board and they read out D R A G O N S D O G M A. A skywriter leaves Dragon’s Dogma in cloud letters from horizon to horizon.

But why should you care? Why does anyone care? What’s special about Dragon’s Dogma?

Heres our Top 5 Reasons to Play…Dragon’s Dogma.

Best Dragon

Dragon's Dogma Grigori

The titular dragon from Dragon’s Dogma is called Grigori, and he’s a lad. Big of chin and big on eating hearts, he certainly stole mine when he first turned up. He’s not a pretty boy, but that’s a good thing. He’s no sylph like creature from Pern, or a two legged Skyrim flapper, he’s a big boy who wants to nom on your heart and make you prove yourself to him. He only really appears a few times throughout the game, but what an impression he makes on you every time you meet him.

Best Pals

Dragon's Dogma Pawns

Pawns are your player created buddies who join you on your adventure, and who tell you what’s happening at all times. They’re a chatty bunch and their cheery companionship really makes the game. Want to know if a tree is big or not? The pawns will know! Want to know if your pawns are wet? They’ll tell you!

You can turn their banter off but only monsters do that, and you’re not a monster are you?

Best Plot

Dragon's Dogma Story

I’m not going to spoil the plot for you, but Dragon’s Dogma is a sneaky old thing. It starts off a bit weird but generally standard, ‘a dragon has eaten your heart, go kill the dragon’. From there it goes nuts, and it really goes nuts in the endgame. What starts out as a quest for dragonslaying becomes a meditation on player choice, as well as making every single person’s experience of the game canon. It genuinely is amazing how the game shifts in narrative, and it’s got to be experienced to be believed.

Best Beast Fights

Dragon's Dogma Climb

You’ll encounter big ol beasts from the tutorial onwards, and when you do they’re always thrilling. Towering over you, often your only choice is to scale them and thwack at their body parts up close. Playing like a version of Shadow of the Colossus but with good controls, you’ll often find yourself upside down on a cyclops’ face trying to plant your sword in its face. And that’s before you get to Bitterblack Isle and meet what lurks there.

There are also few joys like discovering that a beast you feared and ran away from is actually defeatable. Coming back with your pawn mates and giving the big bosh on a chimera that was troublesome earlier in the game is a joyful thing, and cathartic as heck.

Best Rooftop Noises

Dragon's Dogma Rooftops

You can do a surprising amount of parkour in the main city of Gran Soren, and the little click of your feet on the tiled rooftops is honestly the best sound in videogames. It’s almost worth the entry fee just to hear that.

So there, if you’re not thinking about grabbing Dragon’s Dogma now, then read this article until you buy it. It’s in our Summer Sale too right now, so get it while it’s hot!

Sleeping Dogs – Why It’s Top Dog

Sleeping Dogs will probably never get a sequel. That’s something we’ll just have to live with, the world is falling apart, it’s cold out there, wolves are at the door, and Sleeping Dogs will never get a second entry in the series.

It’s not all bad though, because Sleeping Dogs still exists. My name is Alex, and I’m here to tell you why Sleeping Dogs is the best GTA game that’s not made by Rockstar, and why you should play it if you haven’t.

So sit your pork buns down on your favourite motorcycle and get ready to head to Hong Kong.

What is Sleeping Dogs?

Sleeping Dogs Wei Shen

Sleeping Dogs is an open world GTA-like by sadly defunct United Front Games. Set on an almost-real-life version of Hong Kong, you play Wei Shen, an undercover cop who’s returned to Hong Kong after years abroad working for the police in the US. Your job is to infiltrate the Triads to bring them down from within, all the time trying to balance on the tightrope between being a cop and the growing empathy Wei Shen feels for his criminal compatriots.

Haven’t I seen this film?

Infernal Affairs

And you’d be right, it definitely channels Infernal Affairs, which was remade in the US into The Departed. It also channels things like Jackie Chan’s Police Story series, given that there’s a whole HECK load of kung fu going on in this game.

So tell me how Sleeping Dogs looks

Sleeping Dogs Night

Sleeping Dogs is beautiful. There’s no other way to describe how well realised its world is. During the day it’s all bleached greys from the concrete, which isn’t pretty but it’s accurate to the setting.

Then the sun sets, night covers the city, the heavens open, and the neon shines out from every building.

That’s when you know you’re somewhere special, that’s when it all makes sense. During the day the game is good looking but so what right? A million games are good looking.

It’s the night that brings the wonders out, and Sleeping Dogs sells its setting well and it sells it hard. It knows it too, because the game starts at night in the Night Market, and it uses the engine to full effect. The wet floor reflects the neon, there’s people everywhere, and your jacket sticks to your skin with the rain.

Everything else looks good too don’t get me wrong, but it’s the night-time that’ll really take your breath away.

You mentioned fighting

Sleeping Dogs Fight

And there’s a lot of it! One of the wise things that United Front Games did was basically use the Batman Arkham series as a basis for the combat system. Just like in Batman, it works perfectly here feeling fluid and responsive and giving you loads of options to batter your way through Hong Kong. Sleeping Dogs’ system also ties in a lot of environmental attacks, allowing you to grapple people and smush their face into nearby fans, or throw them in dumpsters, or toss them on an unlikely-but-vicious nearby crate of upturned swordfish.

It’s a rewarding system that’s gruesome at times, and as you progress through the game there’s optional unlockable moves you can learn which will see you breaking bones, stunning enemies, and smashing them with roundhouse kicks.

The map’s filled with little red dude markers which indicate a gang of thugs that you can just drive up to, hop out of the car, and then have a bit of a barney with. The world of Hong Kong is apparently just aching for you to go smash people in the gabber.

There’s also side stuff like a series of arenas, as well as a whole DLC section set on a mysterious island that’s inspired by 70s kung fu films.

How do the vehicles feel?

Sleeping Dogs Bike

Nippy.

OK you’ll want more than that, this game came out between GTA IV and V, and after IV the vehicles are a joy to drive. They’re quick and nimble, at least the faster cars are, and they have that slightly-arcadey feeling to them when you’re zooming about Sleeping Dogs’ Hong Kong. You can drift and pull handbrakes, and you can even jump from car to car hijacking them.

Motorcycles are where my heart lies though, just because you are so incredibly nimble on them. You can zip in between oncoming traffic, hop over ramps, slide down side streets and alleys and then ramp them up into your house.

The trucks feel like trucks, the cars feel like cars. Do they feel realistic? Probably not, but they feel good, and that’s what matters here.

There’s loads of races and challenges to complete too, so if you get into the cars, you’ll be rewarded.

There are challenges?

Sleeping Dogs Challenges

So there’s challenges from the game, and there’s also meta-challenges.

The game has races, side missions, Guitar-Hero-esque karaoke, gambling, cock fights, combat arenas, gold stars to unlock for achieving certain tasks, and a million collectables to get through.

But if that isn’t enough for you, there’s also meta challenges that activate when you’re doing certain activities.

Say you’re driving along, minding your own business, and you haven’t crashed or gone under a certain speed for a little while. A little timer will pop up which’ll be measuring your “Safe Driving” time, and it’ll start counting up.

Now that’s not too special by itself, but what it’ll do is compare that time to your friends list, and then rank you appropriately.

This means that almost anything you’re doing, you have this nagging voice in the back of your mind that if you keep doing it, you can beat your friends. For example, this led to me being chased by the police for over 9 minutes across the city as I tried to outdo my friends. Conversely, I still haven’t managed to beat the half an hour my friend Mick has managed to achieve for driving safely, and I have absolutely no idea how he’s managed that.

What’s Sleeping Dogs’ story like?

Sleeping Dogs Story

So I mentioned this a bit earlier, it’s influenced by Hong Kong kung fu films, as well as crime dramas like Infernal Affairs.

SPOILER WARNING

The story starts off with Wei Shen being arrested after a drug deal goes wrong, where it turns out that the whole thing was a setup so you could meet up with a former friend who’s joined the Triads, who is now languishing in jail.

This is your way into the world of the Triads, where your job is to bring them down and see them arrested. Which over the course of the game you’ll find increasingly hard to do, as Wei Shen’s sympathies and actions draw him ever close to becoming a criminal.

The mechanics of the game also play into this narrative, by rating you as you complete missions on how well you satisfy the Triads, as well as how well you satisfy the police.

Run over someone or smash up a car, and the police will be less happy with you and you’ll get fewer rewards for your police progression at the end of the mission. Similarly though, if you’re not brutal enough or do enough takedowns, the Triads will rate you lower. Since your rewards get turned into progression on a skill tree, you really want to maximise both trees.

Overall though it’s a satisfying story with a payoff in the form of a roaring rampage of revenge, and the bittersweet ending that films like this often have. It satisfies, but it isn’t happy. Wei Shen is a bland lead, but by being bland you can project your own personality and reasoning onto him, it avoids the GTA: San Andreas pitfall of having a character be so obviously a nice guy, followed up with hour after hour of running over grannies while you drive police cars. Wei Shen is dull, but because he’s dull, you can be anything, you don’t have to be nice or nasty, you can just be whatever you like.

SPOILERS OVER

What skills do you get then?

Sleeping Dogs Skills

Honestly this is one of the few weak points, most of them are either obvious so you feel you have to take that one, or they’re a bit unappealing so neither option really matters. For example, one police upgrade allows you to take weapons from the boots of police cars. I can tell you how many times I used that on the fingers of a hand without fingers.

On the other hand, there’s an upgrade that lets you steal cars without smashing the window. It’s a no-brainer that, especially for that un-smashed window aesthetic.

Even the new combat moves don’t matter that much, as outside of breaking limbs I didn’t end up using too many of them. But that’s me, and I enjoyed blocking and countering enough without having to delve too deep into learning moves.

I heard it’s a bit sexist

Sleeping Dogs Sexism

Yeah it is a bit. It’s a videogame, and you know videogames haven’t got a great handle on female characters. You get to have multiple girlfriends and romancing them gives you a bonus, such as showing all the hackable security cameras on your minimap. You date them a bit and then you get awarded a  bonus, which means the women aren’t people in this game; they’re just momentary barriers on your way to more rewards.

The only good point for women in this game is when one woman you’re dating breaks it off with you because you’re seeing multiple women, so why can’t she see multiple men? It’s the only real moment of life for female characters in the game, which is a shame given the rest.

You’d still recommend it though?

Sleeping Dogs Whoops

Too right I would. That aside, the storyline is solid, the game mechanics are rewarding and fun, and there’s an almost never ending series of things for you to do but rare for this kind of game, you end up wanting to do them. It’s the only game I have ever got every achievement for (humblebrag) and that should tell you something. I love this game, flaws and all, and you owe it to yourself to check it out.

If you like films set in Hong Kong or GTA games, this is a game you definitely should be playing.

I haven’t even mentioned the hacking minigames, the boats, the size of the world, the pork buns, the clothing options, the pork buns, the mission variety, the pork buns, or the pork buns yet.

Sleeping Dogs is available now in our Summer Sale!

Top 5 Reasons to Play…Left 4 Dead

Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 are the best zombie co-op shooters you can get.

Don’t @ me, that’s fact. Cold hard facts taken from my fact barrel from which I take all my facts.

They’re also in our Summer Sale, so you can grab ’em at undead prices. Which is a phrase that doesn’t make a huge amount of sense but to be honest I’ve written it now and I’m not going back and changing it. They’re cheap OK, go buy them.

If that doesn’t whet your appetite for some zombie shooting action or you haven’t played them before, here’s my Top 5 Reasons to Play…Left 4 Dead. Let me try to convince you.

It Forces You To Work Together

Left 4 Dead Revive

A lot of co-op games are really just single player games in co-op clothing. You run along and do your own thing and you get through the level anyway.

Not so in the Left 4 Dead games. You have to work together, if you go running off the AI director will see that and will launch a special infected at the outlier, or send a horde in, or just ruin your day some other way.

In Left 4 Dead you need to cover each other, you need to have a plan, you need to make sure you’re healing each other, sharing pills, saving them from infected. It’s a true co-op game, one where failure or success is defined by your ability to work with your zombie killing colleagues.

It’s Never The Same Game Twice

 

Left 4 Dead Rain

Left 4 Dead has an AI director, meaning that it’ll change up how the game goes depending on how well you’re doing and your actions in-game. If you’re doing well, it’ll throw tougher enemies at you. If you’re struggling, you might find that the game gets a little easier. In the sequel it even stretches so far to do things like change the layout of a graveyard or how much rain comes down during a flood, so the levels, in a limited sense, change up between plays.

In addition to that, just the variety of infected you’ll face mean your game changes depending on what you’re facing. You’ll walk around a corner and a Boomer will be there, causing a panic. You’ll be stood on a cliff when a Charger knocks you off, causing a panic. You’ll wander off to investigate something and a Smoker will strangle you, causing a panic.

All this means that while you can learn the game, you can never be wholly at peace with it. It’s scary out there, and there’s surprises lurking in the night.

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

Left 4 Dead Bill

If you hate your co-op partners you can use the voice commands in-game to shout a character’s name, over. And over. And over. And over.

Let me tell you, it never gets old. Especially if someone’s playing Bill in the first game. Yelling Bill at them over and over while zombies run at you? They’ll hate you forever.

Great stuff.

You Can Hit Things With Pans

Left 4 Dead Pan

In the second game Valve added a lot of melee weapons, including pans. Now if you’ve been playing PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds you know that pans are OP. In Left 4 Dead 2…it’s not, but still it makes an incredibly satisfying ‘spang’ noise when you hit someone. Much like when Vic and Bob used to wail on each other back in the 90s. Imagine this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKEgdQTCEo

But with zombies.

They’re Just Brilliant Games

Left 4 Dead Fun

Look here’s the hard sell. They’re both incredibly tight games, with pacing that varies and keeps you on your toes, with weapons that are fun and satisfying to use, with enemies that are varied and often hard to kill, especially when they team up.

You end up relying on your fellow humans in ways you often don’t in other co-op games. No team killing here, you’ll just die when the zombies turn up on your doorstep.

And that’s before mentioning that you can mod them, that there’s other game modes than just the standard campaign, or that the story’s actually pretty decent even though you only see it in little segments.

Also Nick’s the best character in it, don’t @ me.

Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 are available in our Summer Sale for a heavily discounted price. Go grab ’em, you won’t be sorry!

Best Games You Might’ve Missed In Our Summer Sale Part 1.

So yes, Summer Sale. By now you probably have heard of it. If not, go check it. There’s a lot of games being discounted as part of it, and we’ve got new deals on some top games every 12 hours.

But what about the other games? The ones that aren’t getting a fanfare behind them, that aren’t getting a trumpet blown their way. What about those games?

Well here’s what I think are some smaller games, some unsung heroes, that you should check out as part of our sale.

Warning: This article has been written by Alex who is a notorious opinion-haver.

Anachronox

Anachronox

Made by Ion Storm, those who made the superb Deus Ex (and the less-than-superb Daikatana). It was heavily mismarketed at launch and you’d be forgiven for thinking it a dull corridor game set all in grey. It’s not, it’s the most imaginative space sci-fi hardboiled detective cyberpunk game there is, and it needs to be played to believe just how many ideas they throw at the screen in this game.

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's Creed Black Flag

It’s the best Assassin’s Creed game and the best pirate game and probably one of the best games. FACT.

Batman: Arkham City

Batman Arkham City

Arkham Knight is the biggest and largest, Arkham Asylum has the benefit of focus, but Arkham City does the best at making you feel like Batman. From the beginning to the very end, you’re Batman in this game. You are Batman. You’re Batman. Look if you’re not excited about being Batman then I don’t know how to talk to you anymore. Buy it.

Beyond Good and Evil

Jade Beyond Good and Evil

Pick it up and see just why everyone’s been shouting about a Beyond Good and Evil sequel for the last decade. It’s good, combining third person action, stealth, and puzzle solving, with a semi-open world, great characters, and a cracking story. And you get to take a lot of photos. Great stuff.

Call of Juarez – Gunslinger

Call of Juarez Gunslinger

The Call of Juarez series doesn’t get great reviews, and for mostly good reasons. But Gunslinger’s different, it’s a tale set entirely in flashback, being told by a person with a slightly…hazy…recollection of events. This means that the tale skips and changes as you play it, meaning that while it’s basically an FPS, it’s one with incredibly interesting narrative trappings around it. Worth a look.

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

Dark Messiah

Before Arkane did Dishonored, they did the Greatest Kicking People Into Things Simulator. If you like kicking people into things, this is the game for you.

If you don’t, then this isn’t for you.

But still the swordplay is excellent as well.

Dropsy

Dropsy

Scary/funny clown has point and click adventures and he can’t talk much and doesn’t understand why people are a bit..unnerved…by him.

Great art style and a brilliant sense of humour about it all. If you like point and clicks, get it.

Gray Matter

Gray Matter

Otherwise known as What Jane Jensen Did Next, you know you’re in for a great point and click adventure when Jane Jensen’s involved. The legendary creator of Gabriel Knight’s at her best here, so grab it if you’re even slightly interested in her work.

Jalopy

Jalopy

You’ve got an old car, an uncle, and you’re travelling across the country in a Soviet-bloc inspired world. It’s got heaps of atmosphere and a wonderful world made of roads to explore as you putter across the landscape.

Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days

Kane and Lynch 2

The sweatiest and most offensive game yet made, with an aesthetic taken right from handycam footage and Hong Kong action films. It’s an interesting game to play, even if it’s not maybe the best game you’ll play. But at this price, it’s worth taking a look.

That’s part 1 of the best games you might’ve missed in our Summer Sale…part 2 will follow soon! Did I miss your favourite? Hit me up in the comments!

RPGs In The Summer Sale You Should Own

RPGs are great, aren’t they? A lot of games these days have taken the best parts of RPGs, like levelling, tech trees, branching stories, inventory management, literally all the best parts. Sometimes though you find a proper RPG that nails all the right things, and you feel as excited as someone about to roll a d20 to see if they hit a gelatinous cube with a hammer.

We’re covering a lot of games in our Summer Sale, and I’ve picked out some RPGs that if you don’t own, then you owe it to yourself as a gamer to check them out immediately.

Fallout 4

Fallout 4

The Fallout series is well-known for its sprawling post-apocalyptic maps, it’s interesting characters and stories, as well as branching questlines that you can pick up inanely and lead to a world-changing event. Fallout 4 continues the trend of putting you in the shoes of a vault-dweller who is coming out into the sunshine and toxic environment to steal, murder and mod your way to finishing a semi-interesting main quest, and the vastly more fun side-quests. Separate factions rule the overworld, and it’s up to you if you want to join one, or not at all. For example, Brotherhood of Steel get awesome mech suits, but they’re apparently ‘not nice’. Or you can join some other guys, if you want. I guess.

Pillars of Eternity

Pillars of Eternity

Pillars was kickstarted and made by RPG veterans Obsidian Entertainment. They wanted to know if gamers were interested in an old-school CRPG, and the resounding answer from around the world was “Hell Yes”. What resulted was indeed an old-school CRPG using the DnD d20 system, and featured quirky party members, traps that kill you unfairly, mad difficulty spikes and millions of lines of dialogue. A younger gamer may find this hellish but to a certain audience this is the best kind of nostalgia – the kind that is used as a foundation to bring what made the old games great into the modern gaming scene.

Tyranny

tyranny

Like Pillars, Tyranny is a CRPG but made by Paradox. They took all the familiar mechanics but made one solid difference…you play the bad guy, and you’ve already won. What follows is you trying to put down a rebellion by dealing with your boss’s two bickering armies. He’s sent you to whip them into shape, and pretty much under pain of total annihilation, work together. You can choose to side with one or the other or neither, but it’s a very interesting way to play an RPG, you almost never start as the most authoritative person in the land. There’s a bunch of other mechanics as well that are genius and show that it’s not just a CRPG with pretty textures. Give it a go and see for yourself.

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

Deus Ex Mankind Divided

Cyberpunk is, probably, one of my favourite eras. The blend of present day with unknown, futuristic technology, the commentary on our own society and where it can possibly head, and playing a edgy cyborg with retractable Oakleys and swords coming out of his arms. The plot may be a bit convoluted but it looks great and the customisation means there are so many ways to play the same level. The levels are designed to cater to different play-styles too, so you can go all shooty-shooty if you want (if you’re BORING), or stealth around, hiding in vents, finding secrets, chopping up enemies from behind and hacking their own turrets to shoot them. It’s a solid shooter and if you’ve dabbled in cyberpunk and have the itch, this will definitely satisfy.

Heroes of Might and Magic III HD

Heroes of Might and Magic 3 HD

You guys, just stop whatever you’re playing. I don’t care if you’re in your promos for Master League or nearly finished Persona 5. You need to play Heroes of Might and Magic III. This is one of the most brilliant RPG strategy games. I first played this when I was 10 years old, and now the HD remake is out I still play it, with the same friends. Everything about it is satisfying, to going out exploring the map and nabbing all the resources, to fighting the wild creatures, building up your city and heading out with massive stacks of creatures before finding your mate who’s gone Necropolis and taken all Vampires. Ugh, forgot to say no-one can pick Necropolis. The single-player campaign is great too, and will take you a lot of hours to finish. Once you’ve done that, there’s Chronicles that has 8 more campaigns, and 2 expansions. This is the 90s.

Those are definitely not all the RPGs in our sale, but they are some of the best. And if you buy something and end up hating it, let me know and I’ll convince you to have another go, but definitely make sure to check out these RPGs in our Summer Sale.

Top 5 Reasons to Play…The Orange Box

For most of you I can imagine that this article won’t mean much. You’ve played The Orange Box and you know what it’s all about, so great, I hope you have a lovely time playing it. This article isn’t for you.

It’s for the others. Those out there who missed out on those heady days in 2007 when Valve announced that they were going to package up some smaller games and sell it as The Orange Box. Those who didn’t get the games then, or maybe have been so saturated by bad memes and references that the idea of dipping into The Orange Box is anathema to them.

This is for you, it’s to convince you that despite the bad memery, the nonstop cake references, the hat memes, that there’s something wonderful in this box for you to dive into. It’s 5 Reasons to Play…The Orange Box.

Portal’s More Than Cake

Portal

Ha ha the cake is a lie ho ho ho ho what a fun time we have with that meme.

No.

The spawner of a million tired jokes about cake, people often focus on the comedy in Portal which is brilliant, but they often forget that Portal is also a wonderful and smart puzzle game.

Played almost straight at the start, it’s only later that the comedy comes to the forefront. For the first few section of the game the atmosphere is more oppressive, with a focus on twisty puzzles that send you hurtling through portals like a bullet through a windsock.

It’s a smart game that has brilliant writing, but that shouldn’t overshadow that it’s a game first, and a narrative experience second.

Half Life 2 Is The Best FPS

highway 17

You’ve probably heard everyone banging on about Half Life 2, and for good reason. It’s still brilliant and still holds up today. The lessons that Half Life 2 teaches us, about showing not telling, about setting a scene, about telling a story, about how to engage the eye, still aren’t listened to by the majority of videogames. So if you haven’t played it before, now’s the time to dive in and grab some Half Life 2 action. And you’ll get to experience Highway 17, officially the best part of the game (and almost the best part of any game). I envy you.

Find Out Why Everyone Wants Half Life Episode 3

Episode 3

You’ve probably heard people shouting about Half Life 3 or Half Life Episode 3…well play the second episode and find out why! I won’t spoil the ending for you, but surely you want to join in with the yelling and believe me, after you finish Episode 2, you’ll be yelling. And you’ll understand why some of us have been yelling for ten years.

Team Fortress 2 Is Still Great

Team Fortress 2

It’s still one of the best team based FPS games out there, don’t let the internet tell you otherwise. It has clearly defined classes and everything is balanced to perfection. It’s free now too, so if you haven’t given Team Fortress 2 a shot yet, give it a shot now. Then read the comics, because let me tell you, Valve know how to make a comic.

The Cake is a Lie

Portal Cake

Ugh ok you can play Portal for the memes too, I can’t stop you. They’re good memes Breen.

So there you go, 5 reasons why you should play The Orange Box. If you haven’t picked it up yet, it’s part of our Summer Sale, so go check it out!

Games You Wish We Had In Our Summer Sale

Sooooooo we’ve got a Summer Sale happening right now. Oh you didn’t know? Well here’s the link, go on, have a browse and see what’s there. There’ll be some cheap games and new deals every 12 hours.

Right that’s the selling bit out of the way, let’s go onto the things you wish we had in our Summer Sale.

I asked you on Twitter what games, from anytime and for any platform, you wish we had in our Summer Sale. Here’s what you had to say!

No-One Lives Forever

No-One Lives Forever

The best stealth 1960s FPS that has ever existed, NOLF is pretty hard to get these days and it’s not clear who owns the rights to it. This was pretty popular amongst our followers, so yeah, I agree, it’d be brilliant to bring NOLF back to the masses, to let you roam free across the rampant spy-scape that is No-One Lives Forever.

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 2

NOT the PC version. Got to make that clear. The PC version was much simplified compared to the webslinging delight that was the PS2 version, and it’s that version that you asked could be remastered and stuck on sale as part of our Summer Sale. We’d love to oblige! Someone tell…er…Spider-Man?

Rock’n’Roll Racing

Rock 'n' Roll Racing

Blizzard’s best racing game has been mysteriously absent from Blizzard’s own platforms for a while now, so go on Mike Morhaime, give us the rights and let us whack it up, we’ll sell it. No problem, we’ll even give you a cut. That tasty tasty Rock’n’Roll Racing money Mike, you know you want it.

Goldeneye

Goldeneye

I’d be very happy to see this on our store, a PC version all remastered and done up nice and pretty. Just as long as you can’t choose Oddjob. That’s my only rule. Rare and Nintendo? Get on it, ta. You’ll make our followers very happy.

Battletoads

Battletoads

Well you said you wanted Battletoads, but I bet a billion dollaroos that 99% of the people saying Battletoads haven’t played it, because if you’d played that racing level with the jet skis you wouldn’t be asking for Battletoads. But hey, we want to make you happy, so maybe we’ll stock Battletoads.

We won’t.

Probably.

Robowarrior

Robowarrior

Alright hands up, I don’t know this one at all. But googling it, I’ve found out that it’s an action/puzzle game for the NES, and the person who suggested it says that “Once you figure out the way the game is played it’s a hell of a good time!” so that’s enough of an endorsement for me to take a closer look at it!

Starlancer

Starlancer

It’s made by Wing Commander supremo Chris Roberts and it’s a space dogfight sim like Wing Commander, so that’s a ringing endorsement right there. The world needs more space, and with Elite Dangerous and Chris Roberts’ future project of Star Citizen on its way, it’s the right time for Starlancer to make a comeback.

Well those are the games you’d apparently most like us see put into our Summer Sale. Which to be honest…feels unlikely. But it’s good to have goals right? Gotta strive, and maybe one day we’ll be able to announce that Battletoads and Spider-Man 2 are coming to our store. So keep an eye on our Summer Sale page, as it’s changing twice a day with new offers!